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Re: Lets see your terrible local music!

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:34 am
by theavondon
moggieman wrote:wow, this is absolutely no contest. hahahahahahahahahahahaha enjoy....

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppPvgqek0wk[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOSfMdch3Sc[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCliW5TRv14[/youtube]


1) if they had left the distortion off, they'd be a fat, bad The Cure.

2) so much mediocre metalzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. If Dime knew what he would later do to the world, he would have shot himself in the face first.

3) Their unfunnyness is only matched by their terribility. (NEITHER OF THOSE ARE REAL WORDS)

Here's my new contribution. The least original/enjoyable band I've ever seen/been forced to play with twice.

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php ... 0&comments

Re: Lets see your terrible local music!

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:36 am
by theactionindex
There's an epidemic of pop punk and "party" music videos in my neck of the woods.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMhfzsMHQtc[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn1d4cBvJ1A[/youtube]

"Punk Rock"

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHM_OI1j1II[/youtube]

"...?"

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kirVURQgI8[/youtube]

We should start a good local music thread.

Re: Lets see your terrible local music!

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:46 am
by bronzetalon
Pop punk was hugely popular when I was in highschool (00-03). I kinda thought it died out...apparently not.

Re: Lets see your terrible local music!

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:52 am
by theactionindex
bronzetalon wrote:Pop punk was hugely popular when I was in highschool (00-03). I kinda thought it died out...apparently not.


That was merely the first wave!

Re: Lets see your terrible local music!

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 4:00 am
by theavondon
theactionindex wrote:
bronzetalon wrote:Pop punk was hugely popular when I was in highschool (00-03). I kinda thought it died out...apparently not.


That was merely the first wave!


Pop punk will sadly never die. It's just too easy to do poorly.

Re: Lets see your terrible local music!

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 11:00 am
by Fuzzy Fred
theavondon wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDfcKg4lthU[/youtube]

The terrible local music I have is more a side effect of the existence of rich kids. So, their parents spring for full string parts on their albums or, oh hey, their dad is a producer, so all their stuff comes out sounding super clean and auto-tuned to perfection. Then, their shows are hosted at Presbyterian churches where you can't curse or be "too loud" because the "levels will suffer if you have your amp up too much". Things like this infuriate me. But, at least they're musically coherent. I guess I just disagree with their methods and their sound.


I love how their video perfectly demonstrates the lyrics. When he says he is sitting under the shade, he IS sitting under the shade :picard:

Re: Lets see your terrible local music!

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 11:03 am
by Fuzzy Fred
Oh, and here. They are supposedly opening up for Mustard Plug in like a few months or something, but they were also going to open for Less Than Jake, but turned down Less Than Jake because this band felt that Less Than Jake wasn't professional enough or something LOL

This song was written about me actually, they didn't like me because I hate ska

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI5XZnij4jY[/youtube]

Re: Lets see your terrible local music!

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 8:35 pm
by tashiattack
Fuzzy Fred wrote:Oh, and here. They are supposedly opening up for Mustard Plug in like a few months or something, but they were also going to open for Less Than Jake, but turned down Less Than Jake because this band felt that Less Than Jake wasn't professional enough or something LOL

This song was written about me actually, they didn't like me because I hate ska

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI5XZnij4jY[/youtube]


Holy shit people still listen to Ska?!

Only thing funnier would be modern nu-metal bands.

Re: Lets see your terrible local music!

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:09 am
by Fuzzy Fred
Ska is the worst shit ever.

"Let's take bad wanna be punk music and a bunch of kids that play in a high school marching band and combine the two. That will be awesome"

:picard:

Re: Lets see your terrible local music!

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:12 am
by bob the r0bot
I like ska. That was just crap.

Re: Lets see your terrible local music!

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:55 pm
by Sonic Viking
[quote="Fuzzy Fred"]Oh, and here. They are supposedly opening up for Mustard Plug in like a few months or something, but they were also going to open for Less Than Jake, but turned down Less Than Jake because this band felt that Less Than Jake wasn't professional enough or something LOL

They turned it down because they were too busy on "hiatus" and finding a ride to chicago would be too hard. A few of the members of that band are my friends and one of is constantly telling me that the reason why the band that I'm is going to have a hard time finding success is because we're not "unique" enough. They honest to god think that they're 1 of 3 ska bands that exist in the whole chicago land area... :picard:

Re: Lets see your terrible local music!

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:03 pm
by Sonic Viking
And also these guys are an interesting group to their facebook posts are between themselves, check the band info and notice they're quite skilled in the technique of armpit farts http://internallacerations.tumblr.com/

Re: Lets see your terrible local music!

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:07 pm
by bob the r0bot
Sonic Viking wrote:And also these guys are an interesting group to their facebook posts are between themselves, check the band info and notice they're quite skilled in the technique of armpit farts http://internallacerations.tumblr.com/

How the hell do you fit a french horn, a recorder, or a clarinet into a metal band?

Re: Lets see your terrible local music!

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:17 pm
by theavondon
bob the r0bot wrote:
Sonic Viking wrote:And also these guys are an interesting group to their facebook posts are between themselves, check the band info and notice they're quite skilled in the technique of armpit farts http://internallacerations.tumblr.com/

How the hell do you fit a french horn, a recorder, or a clarinet into a metal band?


I believe that was their attempt at humor, by being "ironic". Those dudes look like the chubbiest of pigfuckers. It's funny how they're wondering why nobody likes their band...well, chief, you gotta play some shows first.

Re: Lets see your terrible local music!

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:25 pm
by bob the r0bot
theavondon wrote:
bob the r0bot wrote:
Sonic Viking wrote:And also these guys are an interesting group to their facebook posts are between themselves, check the band info and notice they're quite skilled in the technique of armpit farts http://internallacerations.tumblr.com/

How the hell do you fit a french horn, a recorder, or a clarinet into a metal band?


I believe that was their attempt at humor, by being "ironic". Those dudes look like the chubbiest of pigfuckers. It's funny how they're wondering why nobody likes their band...well, chief, you gotta play some shows first.

I don't know. After everyone was listed as playing some form of fart, I think that's too subtle to match their particular brand of humor.