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Jero wrote:hahah This actually happened to you pretty recently did it not?

yes.

Bass players are lazy. I play bass. And I'm pretty god damn lazy.

Drummers are usually dipshits. If you don't find that to be true, you are likely a dipshit.

PS: I wish I was a drummer.

Bass Players have big cocks.

True.

Another one:


"Indie guys have no chops."


Well, okay...a lot don't but....some of we older indie guys started off in shred so...

long hair makes you play better.

painted flames on your guitar make you play faster.

hudpucker wrote:Another one:


"Indie guys have no chops."


Well, okay...a lot don't but....some of we older indie guys started off in shred so...

as long as u look cool or have adhd in attention seeking it will get you further then chops

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.

What do a trombone player and baseball have in common?
Everyone cheers when you hit them with a bat.

for bass players:

your axe determines the bands you play in. like have you ever seen a dude with a spector or a natural veneer ESP in an indie band?

Guitarists: buys small underpowered amp that is easy to carry around, complains that everyone else is too loud... and needs to be miced at ALL gigs

unownunown wrote:oh also... why do drummers have such needy/bitchy/awful girlfriends?

Because they're dating drummers...

devnulljp wrote:

unownunown wrote:oh also... why do drummers have such needy/bitchy/awful girlfriends?

Because they're dating drummers...

I lol'd IRL.

Q: how many guitar players does it take to play a Stevie Ray Vaughan tune?
A: all of them, apparently.

Q: how many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: ten: one to change the bulb and nine to watch and say "i can do that better."

Q: how many bluegrass musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: four: one to change the bulb and three to complain that it's electric.

i love this thread

why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
so they can park in the handicapped spot.

theavondon wrote:How do you know a musician is on your door step?

When he gives you your pizza.

...psshhhh, who does that for a job anyways...hehe...

theactionindex wrote:

theavondon wrote:How do you know a musician is on your door step?

When he gives you your pizza.

...psshhhh, who does that for a job anyways...hehe...

Cough.