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my old elementary school gym teacher got busted for touchin little girls.

my old wood shop teacher got busted for wanting to touch not-so-little girls.



but my favorite story is when i had a really young history teacher in like, 10th grade i think. he was only 26-27, and he was rad as hell, but one day he just stopped showing up, no explanation to anybody. so the first couple of days we'd all wait 15 minutes or so then leave to do whatever, and then for the next two weeks we had a substitute that did nothing. it was pretty surreal.

We made our high school maths teacher cry on a couple of occasions by being insolent fuckwits. Poor guy.

We had both a math and english teacher cry...

Woodshop/Drafting teacher smelled like whiskey if you walked in between his classes.
Other woods teacher had old porn stashed in the woodshop and must have forgotten because he had us clean the place out...

Gym teacher was a 60+ year old woman (I think) that was not allowed in the Women's locker room, she looked like she slept in a tanning bed every night, and apparently she looked like that when my stepdad attended school there.

6th grade teacher liked the lil girlzsz.

Caught the art teachers hitting a zong once.

Hall Monitor ish guy talked into a walky talky like he was in vietnam...really funny to see him take it so seriously.

Rygot wrote:Caught the art teachers hitting a zong once.

this woulda been my cue to ask for a hit aswell puff puff give mofos

and why is it always the art teachers lulz

I had a sub one time who claimed to be related to Kanye West and instead of going on with the lesson plan, decided to give us a 42-minute lecture on the evils of the n-word and rap music. He just recently got fired by the district, i think, or at least transfered to a different school (Thank god)

An orchestra teacher at my high school was caught in relations with an underage student in his office.
He fled the country before trial. They found him after the tsunami in 2004.
He had been delivering pizzas in Indonesia.

foomanfat wrote:An orchestra teacher at my high school was caught in relations with an underage student in his office.
He fled the country before trial. They found him after the tsunami in 2004.
He had been delivering pizzas in Indonesia.

This sounds like the best novel ever.

foomanfat wrote:An orchestra teacher at my high school was caught in relations with an underage student in his office.
He fled the country before trial. They found him after the tsunami in 2004.
He had been delivering pizzas in Indonesia.

That's so awesome, i hardly believe it.

theavondon wrote:

foomanfat wrote:An orchestra teacher at my high school was caught in relations with an underage student in his office.
He fled the country before trial. They found him after the tsunami in 2004.
He had been delivering pizzas in Indonesia.

This sounds like the best novel ever.

Dude it seriously does. Somebody should write a novel with that guy as the character!

The Bourne Molestation

Jenesis wrote:The Bourne Molestation

Connor wrote:damn its never ending.

i think that there must be something about people who want to be teachers and bad decision making. i mean, who would want to be in high school for the rest of their lives?
keep them coming..

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my 85 year old latin teacher was fired for having downloaded pornography on the school issued computer. go figure, at 85 we still have those urges

in junior high school, 7th and 8th grade, there was an english teacher named miss paradise.

she was in playboy in the late 70's maybe 77 dont remember and some one got a hold of a nude pick of her and put it in the roll down map! i wish i was in that class!

she had also dated teh Macho Man Randy Savage before we was famous as they went to school together!!!

no seedy acton that i know of tho...

Guy who was the girls soccer coach at my high school (before losing that position) was dating and having "relations" with a student. His wife promptly divorced him and he is now still the creepy guy at school. He teaches psychology. And he is sporting an amazing mountain man beard as of lately.