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Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:58 am
by dubkitty
Achtane wrote:
tom waits hunches like a gargoyle over his desk to write letters with tar instead of ink and sends them to nick cave who sends back vials of dust from a burnt down town in the old west. all the letters are in increasingly aggressive growls and coughs transposed to paper. pitchfork reports on this as a feud but at least one of either waits or cave views it as a collaboration
Captain Beefheart: "hold my cigarette."
David Thomas: "hold my cigarette," but two octaves higher.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 1:08 pm
by friendship
dubkitty wrote:
Achtane wrote:
tom waits hunches like a gargoyle over his desk to write letters with tar instead of ink and sends them to nick cave who sends back vials of dust from a burnt down town in the old west. all the letters are in increasingly aggressive growls and coughs transposed to paper. pitchfork reports on this as a feud but at least one of either waits or cave views it as a collaboration
Captain Beefheart: "hold my cigarette."
David Thomas: "hold my cigarette," but two octaves higher.
I lol'd

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:25 am
by BetterOffShred
Sometimes things happen in my dreams that give me ideas for things in waking life. Wouldn't it be great if we could gain skills and shit while dreaming? "I know kung fu... " "show me " and all that.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 9:46 pm
by lordgalvar
This was pretty good:
Dear Lord Galvar,
How are you?
I am Allison from Utsource.net, I notice that you made several orders from us and your shipping address is in Los Angeles.
Now we have a new office in Los Angeles, which located in 2428 W. Valley Blvd. Unit C, Alhambra CA. 91803 U.S.A.
and our CEO Lord Galvar will come to our office in Los Angeles next week.
We would very much like to visit you or your company to see how you work firsthand and to discuss the possibility of extending our business relationship.
Could you please suggest some possible dates and recommend a place for visiting?
Waiting for your soonest reply.
Thank you and have a nice day!

PS: Utsource website: https://www.utsource.net
He plans to visit you during 25th February to 21st March.

best regards
Wendy(wendy@utsource.com)


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Dude, I'm totally a high roller. I bought some hex screws from ya'll a few times on Amazon.

I bought connecting rods from a Hong Kong company and got an email about becoming a distro for 'em (they were good rods...same factory as Eagle brand). I think Allison was her name too. :lol:

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 9:51 pm
by Chankgeez
:lol: The only good thing to ever come out of Alhambra is the Jordan Bosstone. :snax:

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 3:50 pm
by lordgalvar
Jordan Bosstone!

There were some cool hot rods outta the SGV too!

The saga continues:
Hey again Lord Galvar,

Just wanted to reach out again to see if you would be kind enough to help me out with a quick product feedback.

we are donating per $10 for the cause " WORLD CHILD CANCER SOCIETY" Per every review we receive. Again, I really can't thank you enough for your time.

Mountclear 12-Pack Disposable Plastic Tablecloths - 54 x 108 Inch Size Table Cloth (Green)

Leave Product Review (hyperlink)

And of course... I will be here to help with any questions or problems you might have. Feel free to shoot me a message! Happy to assist you in any way I can, Thanks!

Sincerely.

Stacy,
So you will pay $10 to this charity because I reviewed $4 table cloths? Cool business model! "World Child Cancer Society" sounds more like they cause instead of cure?

Don't party plan on Amazon!

Anybody else ask for "Tom's of Maine" products by calling them "Tom's of Finland" to see if the CVS people notice?

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 6:38 pm
by Andrew
Got the Stomach flu on Friday, puked every 2 hours, felt terrible all Saturday and woke up this morning on Sunday and feel about 95% better.


Thanks Body
:idk:

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2019 8:55 am
by dubkitty
lordgalvar wrote: Anybody else ask for "Tom's of Maine" products by calling them "Tom's of Finland" to see if the CVS people notice?
OMG :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2019 9:55 am
by Chankgeez
I prefer to call it "Tom's of Maim". :idk: More doom that way. :doom:

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2019 9:10 pm
by dubkitty
what's the best lip balm for doom?

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2019 11:15 pm
by Dandolin
Turducken Cover--it's the official lip balm of the Apocalypse (at least until someone else buys the naming rights).

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2019 10:06 pm
by Achtane
I got a lil' ol' lady style embroidery hoop and some canvas and made this dumb little birb patch:
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It was kinda fun...

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 7:50 am
by Eivind August
It looks kinda fun too!

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 7:59 am
by dubkitty
i used to LOVE doing embroidery work back in my teens. i patched my own jeans, too, which usually wound up looking like Neil Young's on the back cover of After The Gold Rush.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 11:37 am
by BetterOffShred
Caw crow is sick