The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread...

[BitchPudding]

I need to find a way to be social in a new city. It's not like there are shows every night, and I'm not drinking right now. Normally, I'd be excited to on my days off, but my human contact has been dropping off to only the people I interact with at the bank or grocery store...... I mean, I guess I've been kind of productive, but I didn't count on feeling so lonesome.

Plus, after a little more than a week since I lost the latest girlfriend, I'm starting to really miss her. At first, I was almost excited to not have to drive to another city on my weekends and what not, to have more time to work on my art and music goals....I guess I'm still excited about those things, but it sucks not having anyone to talk to. I want to move on, but in order to do that, I need some more like-minded people to hang out with....

Find some people to jam with! Do you know if theres an art scene or music scene in your city thats worth getting immersed in?

[tuffteef]

Got a trip to Mexico happening Friday, ad it seems like every relative that's over 40 is taking the opportunity to lecture me about shit that could go wrong. "Keep track of your money, they will try and steal it", "Don't eat the food, you will get sick.", "Don't buy stuff, they will not give you exact change." "Don't use the water, you will get the shits.".

I AM A FUCKING ADULT, NOT A FUCKING RETARD. I SPEND MOST OF MY QUALITY TIME IN THE GHETTO, I DO NOT NEED A FUCKING LECTURE FROM PEOPLE THAT HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE COUNTRY IN 20 YEARS!!!!

Its FUCKING STUPID. Its like, if you really don't want me to go that bad, keep taking assholes. Do I owe you fucking money or something? Get off my ass before I make you regret all the pointless bullshit you keep trying to force feed me.

ugh, great, now I'm crying like a bitch.

this happened to me when i went to tokyo
my uncle was like the fucking nuclear pant is gonna go off mate!!
then he was like earthquakes this and that
then hes like WATCH THOSE YAKUZAS THEYLL CHOP YA

[behndy]

GIANT ROBO WOMENS.

MECHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[THEBEERHAMMER]

Fuck man.

My Sister is stuck at Heathrow Airport for 24 hours due to high winds. So she's missing Christmas.

This sounds like the setup for a bitchin porno.

[Andrew]

Fuck man.

My Sister is stuck at Heathrow Airport for 24 hours due to high winds. So she's missing Christmas.

This sounds like the setup for a bitchin porno.

[THEBEERHAMMER]

Andrews sister: OH NO IM TRAPPED IN THIS AIRPORT. WAT AM I GOING TO DO. I DONT EVEN HAVE ANY FOOD!!!1
Jammy: ALL WEVE GOT IS THIS COCK.

And thats the story of how i saved andrews sister.

[coldbrightsunlight]

Ugh, I hate being unfit, wish I never let my habits slip. Just went for a run, 2.5miles in 25 minutes. ewwwww I suck. Guess I gotta get on that shit and actually keep up excercising.

[Achtane]

Ugh, I hate being unfit, wish I never let my habits slip. Just went for a run, 2.5miles in 25 minutes. ewwwww I suck. Guess I gotta get on that shit and actually keep up excercising.

It's okay though because running blows.

[spacelordmother]

Ugh, I hate being unfit, wish I never let my habits slip. Just went for a run, 2.5miles in 25 minutes. ewwwww I suck. Guess I gotta get on that shit and actually keep up excercising.

It's okay though because running blows.

Fate worse than death.

[coldbrightsunlight]

I actually quite like running when I'm in shape, I like pushing myself and it's a pretty cool way to just be quiet and think about stuff for a bit.

[Chankgeez]

Andrews sister: OH NO IM TRAPPED IN THIS AIRPORT. WAT AM I GOING TO DO. I DONT EVEN HAVE ANY FOOD!!!1
Jammy: ALL WEVE GOT IS THIS COCK.

And thats the story of how i saved andrews sister.

Scrooge?

[spacelordmother]

Andrews sister: OH NO IM TRAPPED IN THIS AIRPORT. WAT AM I GOING TO DO. I DONT EVEN HAVE ANY FOOD!!!1
Jammy: ALL WEVE GOT IS THIS COCK.

And thats the story of how i saved andrews sister.

Scrooge?

"Gettin' Scrooged for XXXmas"

[Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D.]

starring bob "crotch"it

[spacelordmother]

starring bob "crotch"it

and "Tiny" Tim.

[Achtane]

Someone mentions Loveless in a post.
Out of any song on that album, "Touched" is the one that ends up stuck in my head.
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THANKS A LOT, CALM O'SAUSAGE