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Yo. Philly.

hell, there's still stuff left on there. amateurs! in San Francisco they strip everything down to the frame: brakes, headset, cranks, stem and all.

it was only ten minutes in....

Is it normal to poo like a cat?

...I mean like, your turds..look like cat turds...

Yeah probably. Did you plow a big pile of cat food ?

I'm cooking breakfast sausage in my underwear.
Well I just flipped one over and felt the splash....a definite, brief singe on my junk.
Whatever, still not putting pants on.

Masterbating when during a urinary tract infection is like having a 30 minute orgasm. Try it.

A guy who seemed to be mid-blackout at this show before the band had even started asked me if i play dungeons and dragons. I said I havent but im super down to learn. He told me to text him "DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS" so i did. The band just finished and he responds to my text with:

"WHO IS THIS AND YES"

I rarely drink soda, maybe once every 4-5 months. Bought a Mountain Dew and was sure that my teeth would instantly rot away. How the fuck is that shit on the market still?

Listen to Daniel Johnston and his song about mountain dew and it will become clear that it's just the best.

Andrew wrote:I rarely drink soda, maybe once every 4-5 months. Bought a Mountain Dew and was sure that my teeth would instantly rot away. How the fuck is that shit on the market still?

This. I stopped drinking sodas again recently. Have had 1 in maybe 6 months. While the quench was nice, I felt like I had to brush my teeth immediately after.

I had a Dr. Pepper the other week, and it just tasted like a liquid lollipop to me.. complete with instant tooth fuzz.. Soda is gross.

I love cream soda. When combined with rum the most, but also alone. I've been on this quest for the perfect one. The best I've ever had was a bourbon-flavored cream soda from a New Orleans company called Fest, but it's really hard to find. That shit was unbelievable.
They also have an orange-mint soda that's really good...

Root beer is my jam.

Achtane wrote:I love cream soda. When combined with rum the most, but also alone. I've been on this quest for the perfect one. The best I've ever had was a bourbon-flavored cream soda from a New Orleans company called Fest, but it's really hard to find. That shit was unbelievable.
They also have an orange-mint soda that's really good...

Isn't there an easy way to make your own bourbon themed soda?

As a non american though what actually is cream soda?