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one time i snuck some blunts into an outdoor festival in the NYC summer heat by taping them to my leg. while we were walking over the bridge to the island or whatever, the tape came loose and then restuck on my balls grabbing some pubes in the process. was the most painful 50 feet i've ever had to trek. also the blunts were kinda swarmy. not a great day. great show tho.

waiting for final word on the Charlottesville job, which should come tomorrow. i am so nervous that i'm about to fly off my axis.

One of my french presses slipped while I was washing the dishes today. It shattered and cut my pinky pretty badly. Not a good way to end the day.

guhhhh i got stomach ulcers
doctor bill said no more sriracha
which means id rather suffer in pain than give that shit up

bigchiefbc wrote:Day 5 of the Great War that is potty training a toddler. I'm so tired of cleaning up piss.

Hold fast, brother! It does get better.
Also, boy or girl (believe it or not, does make a difference)?

Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D. wrote:one time i snuck some blunts into an outdoor festival in the NYC summer heat by taping them to my leg. while we were walking over the bridge to the island or whatever, the tape came loose and then restuck on my balls grabbing some pubes in the process. was the most painful 50 feet i've ever had to trek. also the blunts were kinda swarmy. not a great day. great show tho.

Fuck that shit.

Pretty funny, though.

Iommic Pope wrote:

bigchiefbc wrote:Day 5 of the Great War that is potty training a toddler. I'm so tired of cleaning up piss.

Hold fast, brother! It does get better.
Also, boy or girl (believe it or not, does make a difference)?

Boy, and Iord don't I know it makes a difference. All of his friends are girls, and they all potty trained really easily and quickly. Boys are just so damned stubborn and lazy. He acts like I'm asking him to cut off an arm when I ask him to stop playing for 30 seconds and go to the potty. He would just rather keep playing while soaked in his own piss. And we've already been at this long enough that he's not even responding to bribery anymore.

i may have screamed at a woman in a bar last night for calling someone a faggot. he was an asshole, not a faggot, get it right lady.

"There's nothing we can do for you." -Financial Aid

So, i guess i'm not going to school next semester. And my friend is kicking me out this month, so i need to make money enough to get a new place asap, which is unlikely. And my foodstamps ran out.

So, i'm uneducated, hungry, and probably homeless soon. Sweet.

tuffteef wrote:doctor bill said no more sriracha

I hope you punched him in the face for that.

Bassist_Diver wrote:

tuffteef wrote:doctor bill said no more sriracha

I hope you punched him in the face for that.

he practically called me a bitch
doctors pshhhhh.....

Just found out my favorite neighborhood cat died.

R.I.P Gatito/Wooly

Heater just broke....

ordered a little boy blue last week, never heard anything until today on my paypal says refunded...note says out of stock... I so wanted two llb.





edit:

yet more delay on the job...now the Executive Committee is looking at it. meanwhile, it's like six fucking degrees outside and the heat is totally incapable of keeping up. i spent all day in bed with the electric blanket going and am half ready to go to sleep at 7:30 just so i can be under the covers and not move.