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I cleaned off my work table.. so.. many necks...

Album recommendation I got from the ThrashRaptor yesterday for Lör's In Forgotten Sleep, wherein it was described as "if Elder were LARPers who played power metal."

Not only is the record fucking awesome -- provided you can clear the "you must be this metal/nerdy" bar necessary to really appreciate music made for gathering your hordes for conquest/slaying dragons/mass mead consumption and the like -- but it's a pitch-perfect representation of how the record sounds.
https://halloflor.bandcamp.com/album/in-forgotten-sleep

Apparently head cleaner is a slang term for something in a fetish community. So, reading reviews of different tape head cleaner on Amazon’s a bit of a fun experience. Half the reviewers are mad it’s not “head cleaner”, and the other half’s confused why people are mad it’s not a “popper”.

Ever get stoned and text your friend at 2 am, trying to convince him your in his attic? "I'm gonna eat all your cookies when you go to sleep"

I would love to read that conversation.
You: I'm in your attic bro.
Friend: No way man.
You: Uh huh
Friend: Shiittt
You: You left your cookies up there...and I'm going to eat them...all of them.
Friend: You're not going to save me any?
You: Nope
Friend: Fuuuuuuarrrkkk

$harkToootth wrote:I would love to read that conversation.
You: I'm in your attic bro.
Friend: No way man.
You: Uh huh
Friend: Shiittt
You: You left your cookies up there...and I'm going to eat them...all of them.
Friend: You're not going to save me any?
You: Nope
Friend: Fuuuuuuarrrkkk

Friend: you did this last week though and said that you stole all my underwear and socks, and that you had them all in my attic so that i couldn't go to work on monday
You: I did.
Friend: no you didn't.
You: how do you know, you never came up to check?
Friend: I haven't worn underwear for 4 years...
You: ...........

ibarakishi wrote:Friend: you did this last week though and said that you stole all my underwear and socks, and that you had them all in my attic so that i couldn't go to work on monday
You: I did.
Friend: no you didn't.
You: how do you know, you never came up to check?
Friend: I haven't worn underwear for 4 years...
You: ...........

Enter Friend's Significant Other.
SO: Sugar, who you talking to?
Friend: It's Comesect, he's in our attic again.
SO: Okay, tell him I say hello. Does he want some cookies? I'm making some now and can bring them up.
*Friend has 'Usual Suspects'-esq realization.
Friend: You mother fucker! You're not in my attic!
You:...............

https://www.guitarpedalsonline.com/2017 ... edalboard/

Since becoming a pedal enthusiast and expert about pedals, one thing tons of people are always asking is, what does Sheryl Crow have on her pedalboard? Which pedals are there?

Gotta get them sick Sheryl Crow toans

You ShyBoyz?

Every day is a winding road

all this time Charles Mansons body has been locked in a freezer, and only two people know which freezer, while this dude who ran a yt page thats pretty cool is combating for claim of remains with some ass wanting to stuff a charles doll full of Charles's ashes, and take him fishing..probably while making a yt video....so whats the irony? even in death they wont let him out of a locked cell...their just keepin him on ice I guess in case jesus wants to come back threw his body and save us from damnation.. he wanted to be scattered in the desert with the bugs and lizards....that one bitch who paraded around lookin dumb shavin her head carvin X into her head almost tricked him into marring her so she could put his body on display in a glass coffin and she actually was going to until he found out somehow...goodness.

i started an Instagram fuzz demo thing...this is me doing marketing and shit...

https://www.instagram.com/sketchyfuzzies/

I'm pretty sure the title track on the new Godflesh record is a Korn b side from 2007

I'm hiding in Gary Busey's attic, huffing on some head cleaner. Klemt! Dirty heads, man!