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Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:54 pm
by Achtane
Any time I've ever shot my forsaken lineage onto someone's face, I crack up laughing during.
It's such a vulgar thing to do to someone, and it's immediately followed by a full body sense of remorse and a run for the towel.

Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:03 pm
by $harkToootth
imJonWain wrote:Between that and Country Teasers I'm Pretty sure we are meant to run away together.
Whoever is broadcasting the Olympics has a commercial using a COUNTRY TEASERS track. I was taken aback for a second. Said to my Grandparents "This is one of my favorite bands..." Sorry I'm being not specific, I just don't watch that stuff except incidentally.

Farting and laughing is always going to be a given. I want to bring eating into the mix. We'll see what happens. :animal:

I want to eat something really unpractical like borscht. Borscht in bed.

Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 3:34 pm
by gnomethrone
$harkToootth wrote:I want to eat something really unpractical like borscht. Borscht in bed.
pervert

Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 4:15 pm
by $harkToootth
gnomethrone wrote:
$harkToootth wrote:I want to eat something really unpractical like borscht. Borscht in bed.
pervert
I'm like the most asexual pervert. A theoretical pervert? In theory or in the imagination things sound good/funny but in reality/execution I would be like..."Nah...let's not do that. Let's bake cookies and not eat them or something."

Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 4:26 pm
by calfzilla
$harky lives!!!!!!!!

Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 4:42 pm
by jrfox92
Yeah, why you leave us on Discord $hark?
WHY DO YOU HATE US?!?!?!

Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 5:30 pm
by neonblack
If someone hesitates before they tell you they have a boyfriend, how long do I wait to pretend I forgot and ask her out for a drink?

And what if she's my kid's teacher?

Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 5:40 pm
by comesect2.0
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:07 pm
by popvulture
neonblack wrote:If someone hesitates before they tell you they have a boyfriend, how long do I wait to pretend I forgot and ask her out for a drink?

And what if she's my kid's teacher?
Eh I would wait. If she hesitated, that could mean they'll break up soon enough and you'll be in a much better position to ask her out. And even then maybe give it some time? Dunno, being someone's rebound has never really worked too well for me...

Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:14 pm
by jrfox92
Rebound the rebound.

Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:18 pm
by BetterOffShred
If she peaces him out for you, chances are she'll be peacing you out for some other clown sooner or later.

Just my pessimistic view on that matter

Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:51 pm
by neonblack
My plan is to wait till the school year is over and tell her it was cool getting to know her some during the year and I'd like to hang out if she's ever up for it.

Maybe that's smooth and open-ended enough.

Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 7:17 pm
by comesect2.0
Image

Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 7:49 pm
by Achtane
Just be blunt and tell her you'll give her a D if she gives you an A.

Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 7:55 pm
by gnomethrone
Ask her if she wants to do whippits and listen to Cephalotripsy.