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Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 6:47 am
by morange
There's this cute girl I work with; she'll start conversations with me and I have no idea how to talk to her. I'm 24, damn it.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 8:33 am
by SPACERITUAL
snipelfritz wrote:Today was not the first time that I was at work, cleaning a toilet, when I thought, "Damn, what nasty-ass bastard left this poop splatter on here," and then I remembered it was me.
Yeah dude my ass explodes alot. Somehow i get shitflecks on the bottom of the seat. No idea how, but when i lived with other people i would just blame their friends that came over so i didnt have to clean it.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 8:40 am
by snipelfritz
Fuzzy Picklez wrote:smile_man wrote:snipelfritz wrote:I finally realized that Blue Raspberry is a blend of blueberry and raspberry, not just a flavor they made up to fit with the color blue.
are you sure?
This.
Sounds fishy to me.
I've never tasted the blueberry in it before.
Maybe your taste buds are... deaf?
What's that called when you can't taste?
I suppose it's just a hypothesis, but for the longest time I've just imagined they were like, "Well we've got red strawberry, purple grape, yellow banana, but what about blue? We can't not have blue. Johnson! What fruit is blue???" "Uh, uh, uh, blllluuee raspberrry?" "Genius, Johnson, you're getting a promotion."
I always thought there had to be a better explanation than that, so when the register at work rang up something as blursbry(that was blueberry and raspberry) I just about had a brain-gasm. Otherwise, I suppose it could be moldy raspberries.
I am so fucking neurotic.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:28 pm
by Achtane
I think Peavey T-40s are really nice looking.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 9:43 am
by smile_man
The "Show us your pedalboard" thread no longer excites me as it used to...
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:20 am
by foomanfat
smile_man wrote:The "Show us your pedalboard" thread no longer excites me as it used to...
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:22 am
by DarkAxel
foomanfat wrote:smile_man wrote:The "Show us your pedalboard" thread no longer excites me as it used to...
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:45 pm
by snipelfritz
DarkAxel wrote:foomanfat wrote:smile_man wrote:I'm soooooooo awesome and jaded because my shit is soooooo much better than all of yours. Oh, time for my daily cock sandwich NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Fix'd
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:56 pm
by SPACERITUAL
snipelfritz wrote:DarkAxel wrote:foomanfat wrote:smile_man wrote:I'm soooooooo awesome and jaded because my shit is soooooo much better than all of yours. Oh, time for my daily cock sandwich NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Fix'd
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:58 pm
by unownunown
snipelfritz wrote:DarkAxel wrote:foomanfat wrote:smile_man wrote:penises
Fix'd
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:21 pm
by bob the r0bot
DarkAxel wrote:foomanfat wrote:smile_man wrote:
fix'd
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:26 pm
by tuffteef
bob the r0bot wrote:DarkAxel wrote:foomanfat wrote:smile_man wrote:
fix'd
LOL rape my face
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:09 pm
by snipelfritz
Will do
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:24 pm
by foomanfat
I posted "Who wants honey?" as my facebook status.
I am legitimately disappointed that none of my friends responded, "As long as there is some money."
(at myself)
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:36 pm
by Seedy
Drinking and driving is so totally easy if you practice.