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Spinach helps clean me out.

snipelfritz wrote:Spinach helps clean me out.

Like a toothbrush for your ass?

That would be celery.

So I've been eating a lot more yoghurt which hasn't done much for me in terms of ease. Actual has recommended coffee which I think is an awful idea but I'll give it a go. I just don't want be at that point in my life where I need stool softeners yet, I thought I had at least 8 more years before that kicked in.

Dude ditch the dairy for a while and get your probiotics from a pill...when you're having trouble dairy can really gum up the works. Pears and prunes help too, and drink a lot of water

Goddamn you lurker13 for gumming up my works. I caved in tonight and bought prune juice, will report back in the poop-future.

BetterOffShred wrote:That would be celery.

Yes, yes.

Old boy is jamming on some colon scrub. Seriously though that's the picture I was thinking of. And it's true.

Olin wrote:So I've been eating a lot more yoghurt which hasn't done much for me in terms of ease. Actual has recommended coffee which I think is an awful idea but I'll give it a go. I just don't want be at that point in my life where I need stool softeners yet, I thought I had at least 8 more years before that kicked in.

Stay hydrated, avoid carrot juice in large amounts

It's way too easy to play the smug and cynical card nowadays, but Ready Player One looks really bad. Yet, people gave Tron Legacy shit.

I believe I have professed that I love Tron and Tron Legacy elsewhere.. But yeah man. Good point.

Olin wrote:Actual has recommended coffee which I think is an awful idea but I'll give it a go. I just don't want be at that point in my life where I need stool softeners yet, I thought I had at least 8 more years before that kicked in.

Caffeine in general keeps me regular. I'm usually always hydrated too. I guess 'regulation' is not the issue rather 'consistency'?

Plow a bag of grapes and make sure you stay near running water and extra toilet paper.. and probably a shower.

Just drink the fucking coffee.