Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:55 am
yall dont mind if I bring some girls over do ya?
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Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 11:43 am
I got trolled by a woman who ended up being friends with the ex-wife of a dude I know, and her singular purpose for swiping me was to do recon on him.. I was pretty pissed.
Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes
Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 11:56 am
Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes
Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:13 pm
What's happening here...
Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes
Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:29 pm
Sorry to hear this! I just popped in to check on the dateneonblack wrote:Yep. Checked today and the girl I was supposed to go out with tonight deleted me from social media and blocked my number.
All because she kept being wishy washy about the date and I just said "if you're not feeling it anymore I understand."
Back to my cave!
If it's any consolation I'd gladly take you out for a nice little evening. Get some nice soy stuff and catch a movie or something
Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 12:36 am
Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 4:54 am
well, Il end my extravaganza with a little story I suppose, been talkin to this person and sssshe says, shes been to a doc/therapist, and has been clinically diagnosed with hypersexuality...so she says to treat it, she has reprogrammed her brain to orgasm while listening to music.............................................................................................................................. classical music.
Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 9:23 am
Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 9:24 am
Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 10:46 am
Could anyone here bone to classical music with a straight face? I can't even listen to classical music in a mall without turning into a ridiculous caricature
Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 10:49 am
You're listenin' to the "wrong" classical music there, kid. 
Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 11:26 am
Dude I could bone to Rhinos farting a symphony. Just sayin. Sexy time waits for no hang-ups
Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:27 pm
Some people get very offended if you crack up laughing for a few minutes in the middle. IME, obviously. No, those are not the type of people you should waste time on. Just finish and leave.
Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:35 pm
are you talking about laughing during sex? remember the first time I had a girl laugh during sex and I was like thinking what am I doing wrong while jackhammerin but later found out that means she orgazmoed ( why dont they tell you these things! ) "whats wrong?" / "keep going!"
i'd like to cackle like a witch but that destroys the image of "my man just..."
they always whisper or someshit "imcumming
but the worst are the "i can get a little crazy" drinkin juice in the hood voice" eyes roll back and nails dig in and you never saw it commin.
i'd like to cackle like a witch but that destroys the image of "my man just..."
they always whisper or someshit "imcumming
but the worst are the "i can get a little crazy" drinkin juice in the hood voice" eyes roll back and nails dig in and you never saw it commin.
Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:46 pm
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59CTU6ermY4[/youtube]