The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread...

[dubkitty]

I have to leaern teh song YYZ by Rush (on Bass) for a show in 2 and a hlaf weeks, it may not happen- inwhich I would be lettign oe of my friends down, he also knda sucks up to me a littel so I wouldn't want to make him sad and then loose a "follower" ut mostly a friend.

you could like, play the tritony part, and then pretend to play the rest but actually secretly roll your bass's volume off and be like AW SHIT IT APPEARS THAT MY BATTERY HAS DIED. look very angry/sad and confused when you make this realization. if you can cry it's extra authenticity. this works if you have active pickups. if not, claim you have active pickups.

you can see why she gets scholarships, people. seriously, that made my day. extra funny if you imagine saying AW SHIT IT APPEARS THAT MY BATTERY HAS DIED in a squeaky fake Geddy Lee voice.

[DarkAxel]

i just woke up and i feel really sad and lonely

[mysteriousj]

I hate dogs. I had to take my sisters dog for a walk but the thing hates me. The whole time it ran circles around me barking at ME. I must have looked like such a dick.

Oh, and it was also one of those tiny white dogs that have wool (if that makes any sense?) to make matters worse.

[DarkAxel]

i just woke up and i feel really sad and lonely

i'm what... seven, eith hours in, it still sucks

Tame Impala and food and a bath helped a bit

i'm even a bit tipsy right nao and it stil sin'T totally aweosme

i'm going out with a girl... it's beautiful outside! wish me luck

but i'm still

EDIT: i'm awesome again

[Jero]

woke up today





no I'm not depressed or anything, but I was having an amazing dream

[bob the r0bot]

EDIT:problems resolved

[htsamurai]

I have to leaern teh song YYZ by Rush (on Bass) for a show in 2 and a hlaf weeks, it may not happen- inwhich I would be lettign oe of my friends down, he also knda sucks up to me a littel so I wouldn't want to make him sad and then loose a "follower" ut mostly a friend.

you could like, play the tritony part, and then pretend to play the rest but actually secretly roll your bass's volume off and be like AW SHIT IT APPEARS THAT MY BATTERY HAS DIED. look very angry/sad and confused when you make this realization. if you can cry it's extra authenticity. this works if you have active pickups. if not, claim you have active pickups.

you can see why she gets scholarships, people. seriously, that made my day. extra funny if you imagine saying AW SHIT IT APPEARS THAT MY BATTERY HAS DIED in a squeaky fake Geddy Lee voice.

seriously!
I lol'd when I first read it, then lol'd again at your review of it

[warwick.hoy]

I hate dogs. I had to take my sisters dog for a walk but the thing hates me. The whole time it ran circles around me barking at ME. I must have looked like such a dick.

Oh, and it was also one of those tiny white dogs that have wool (if that makes any sense?) to make matters worse.

Fuck you,...I woke to have to clean up half digested cat shit dog puke and this isn't the first time. I told the wife leave the bedroom door closed cause the dog is a fucking trash eater (seriously,...she was as street dog,...she'll eat anything including egg mcmuffins that it's former owner used to feed it). She get's up in the middle of the night and leaves the door open while she's in the bathroom and the dog get's up and feasts on that kitty roca (FWIW we use this: http://www.worldsbestcatlitter.com/,...so at least it isn't impacting her GI tract).

You can't fucking trust this dog and it's been nothing but a problem for me ever since we adopted her; I'm the one that get's stuck cleaning up after her. I supervise her all day long and she don't pull that shit when I'm around but my wife's momentary lapse or laziness (she never closes anything,...drawers,...cupboard doors) and the dogs in the litter box like stink on shit.



Normally I like dogs but I'm getting to the point where this one is spending her bedtime in her crate. I can't trust the dog,...nor the wife.

[warwick.hoy]

Oh and I never listen to Rush.

EVAR

[Achtane]

Oh and I never listen to Rush.

EVAR

THE TAURUS ISNT EVEN THAT COOL
YEAH I SAID IT

[warwick.hoy]

The Wha?

[Achtane]

You step on it and get cheesy sounds.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHNATdBHPGY[/youtube]

[warwick.hoy]

That dumb fella using his hands.

[sonidero]

THE TAURUS ISNT EVEN THAT COOL
YEAH I SAID IT

You've obviously never heard one in person... That vid is stupid for sure... I've got a Lil Phatty and my neighbor has the Taurus III... The Taurus will knock your fuckin walls down... You have to be able to actually play keyboards to use it correctly... It's not for silly noises you silly kids...

[snipelfritz]

Oh and I never listen to Rush.

EVAR

F'realz. Rush killed prog. The Taurus may suck( ) but the Tarkus owns you all:




RAWR


little known fact: Hendrix was scheduled to audition for Emerson Lake and Palmer just before he died. Then it would have been HELP and far too amazing to comprehend I think that's really why he died. God just couldn't let that much awesome get together. The world might have imploded due to the awesome.