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Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:45 pm
by Iommic Pope
Achtane wrote:I leaned in and seductively bit the bae's neck...then my glasses got caught in her hair, pulling it, which caused her to rear back and accidentally fling them onto the concrete. So I held onto her shirt like a little kid while she found them.

Take this technique from me, a real smooth motherfucker, and use it well.
That is the kind of awkwardly hot nerd shit that I could get into.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:05 pm
by $harkToootth
Jah, the way I read into it...it seems like things went well!

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:46 pm
by Achtane
I thought I was watching a David Bowie movie, but it was a young Jamie Lee Curtis...

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:10 pm
by comesect2.0
Lmao.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 1:59 am
by Andrew
Fuck, I never realized how grotty my DT 880 headphone pads were. Washed them for the first time in 4 years. :facepalm:

Might buy new ones next payday...

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 9:38 am
by Achtane
I've developed a Rise Against drinking game. Drink every time:

-All of the instruments drop out, then after one beat they all come back in loudly
-Background singers say "whoaaa" or any variation thereof. Drink twice if there are two singers.
-There's a pick slide followed by fast chugging

I'm not responsible for any deaths this may cause.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 10:14 pm
by Achtane
Image

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:30 pm
by Inconuucl
Why would anyone invite a stranger to tour with them? Fortune teller or not.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 12:17 pm
by D.o.S.
I an glad Schnabel is posting again

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 12:18 pm
by D.o.S.
And that is my phone's pet name for 'Taner, apparently.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 1:18 pm
by BetterOffShred
Achtane wrote:Image
I am not sure if that's an avatar or what.. but she clearly has decent cans. Just sayin :drool:

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 1:39 am
by snipelfritz
Is that the cooking show bitch?

On a different note: I like the part of Charlie Brown where Linus is impregnated by The Great Pumpkin.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 12:10 pm
by Achtane
D.o.S. wrote:I an glad Schnabel is posting again
Sup bb :drool:

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 7:51 pm
by BitchPudding
All I'm getting from this tig ol biddies, and thats ok.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 9:55 am
by D.o.S.
I feel like the Kardashians are treated unfairly.