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Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:54 pm
by snipelfritz
Idaho? No, you da ho!
I don't know how I live with myself.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 9:12 pm
by bob the r0bot
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 9:28 pm
by snipelfritz
bob the r0bot wrote:
His glasses need to have thicker rims, and why isn't he wearing an ironic I <3 meteors tee-shirt?
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 9:41 pm
by SPACERITUAL
MAYBE HES LATE 90S SAETIAFAG HIPSTERSAURUS
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:33 pm
by warwick.hoy
Any excuse to avoid North Idaho,...I'll find it.
Yeah NYC has always been ridiculous on Smokes.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 3:09 pm
by dubkitty
tuffteef wrote:futuresailors wrote:Umm, whatchall complaining about? It's $12 a pack in NYC.
umm its 23 in australia
thanks cigg tax
JESUS H. CHRIST. IT'D BE CHEAPER TO DO HEROIN.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 4:15 pm
by tuffteef
dubkitty wrote:tuffteef wrote:futuresailors wrote:Umm, whatchall complaining about? It's $12 a pack in NYC.
umm its 23 in australia
thanks cigg tax
JESUS H. CHRIST. IT'D BE CHEAPER TO DO HEROIN.
u can buy weed here for less
and the dealers have manners here instead of some angry old guy
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 4:52 pm
by Achtane
I shave with a girly razor. GILETTE VENUS ALL DAY SON
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:50 am
by SPACERITUAL
Achtane wrote:I shave with a girly razor. GILETTE VENUS ALL DAY SON
ok is that the one that has the lotion bar around the head for making your pubic area smooth????
Last night...er...a couple hours ago we went to mcdonalds and i ordered sausage mcgriddle with a regulat dr pep. Not only did she give me DIET dr pep (pretty much calling me a fatty) but she also gave me a bacon mcgriddle. when we went back around she refused to acknowledge her fuckup and would not exchange my items. Now, ive worked in some area of the fast food industry all my life and know how it is, and while we were a little drunk we were well behaved and polite, which made it totally justified when i threw the diet pep back through the window and hit her with it. as we drove off i yelled
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACERIIIIIIIIITUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 11:27 am
by smile_man
SPACERITUAL wrote:which made it totally justified when i threw the diet pep back through the window and hit her with it. as we drove off i yelled
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACERIIIIIIIIITUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL
I'm not sure how I feel about this...
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 11:50 am
by SPACERITUAL
Nah she was a fucking bitch dude. I mean how hard is it to push the fucking button on the soder machine and give me the correct soda. At like 5 am when you have no customers. Fucking bitch.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 2:09 pm
by snipelfritz
smile_man wrote:SPACERITUAL wrote:which made it totally justified when i threw the diet pep back through the window and hit her with it. as we drove off i yelled
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACERIIIIIIIIITUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL
I'm not sure how I feel about this...
I thought it was perfect. The story went one way. Then, right at the last second, it pulls a 180 with the Spacey we all love, and I don't mean Kevin.
So, after using one, I'm absolutely certain that those vibrating razors were only invented because Gilette own a dildo factory. It's sales were down so they had a bunch of spare vibrator motors. Some genius had the idea to put them in razors, the final resting place for all needless, arbitrary technology and market it like it actually does something. What's sad is I kinda like the way it feels(on my face, that is)
I think Three Dog Night's greatest hits is almost perfect.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:30 pm
by phantasmagorovich
snipelfritz wrote:So, after using one, I'm absolutely certain that those vibrating razors were only invented because Gilette own a dildo factory. It's sales were down so they had a bunch of spare vibrator motors. Some genius had the idea to put them in razors, the final resting place for all needless, arbitrary technology and market it like it actually does something.
And I saw this going into a castration direction.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 9:19 pm
by D3rP
I purposefully try to use the words "cunt" or "pussy" in the majority of my posts on this forum.
I also rarely check the gear forum any more.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 9:23 pm
by smile_man
i haven't changed my drum skins since grade 8.
that was 5 years ago.