The Confessions Thread

[snipelfritz]

Idaho? No, you da ho!

I don't know how I live with myself.

[bob the r0bot]

[snipelfritz]

His glasses need to have thicker rims, and why isn't he wearing an ironic I <3 meteors tee-shirt?

[SPACERITUAL]

MAYBE HES LATE 90S SAETIAFAG HIPSTERSAURUS

[warwick.hoy]

Any excuse to avoid North Idaho,...I'll find it.

Yeah NYC has always been ridiculous on Smokes.

[dubkitty]

Umm, whatchall complaining about? It's $12 a pack in NYC.

umm its 23 in australia
thanks cigg tax

JESUS H. CHRIST. IT'D BE CHEAPER TO DO HEROIN.

[tuffteef]

Umm, whatchall complaining about? It's $12 a pack in NYC.

umm its 23 in australia
thanks cigg tax

JESUS H. CHRIST. IT'D BE CHEAPER TO DO HEROIN.

u can buy weed here for less
and the dealers have manners here instead of some angry old guy

[Achtane]

I shave with a girly razor. GILETTE VENUS ALL DAY SON

[SPACERITUAL]

I shave with a girly razor. GILETTE VENUS ALL DAY SON

ok is that the one that has the lotion bar around the head for making your pubic area smooth????

Last night...er...a couple hours ago we went to mcdonalds and i ordered sausage mcgriddle with a regulat dr pep. Not only did she give me DIET dr pep (pretty much calling me a fatty) but she also gave me a bacon mcgriddle. when we went back around she refused to acknowledge her fuckup and would not exchange my items. Now, ive worked in some area of the fast food industry all my life and know how it is, and while we were a little drunk we were well behaved and polite, which made it totally justified when i threw the diet pep back through the window and hit her with it. as we drove off i yelled


SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACERIIIIIIIIITUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL

[smile_man]

which made it totally justified when i threw the diet pep back through the window and hit her with it. as we drove off i yelled


SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACERIIIIIIIIITUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL

I'm not sure how I feel about this...

[SPACERITUAL]

Nah she was a fucking bitch dude. I mean how hard is it to push the fucking button on the soder machine and give me the correct soda. At like 5 am when you have no customers. Fucking bitch.

[snipelfritz]

which made it totally justified when i threw the diet pep back through the window and hit her with it. as we drove off i yelled


SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACERIIIIIIIIITUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL

I'm not sure how I feel about this...

I thought it was perfect. The story went one way. Then, right at the last second, it pulls a 180 with the Spacey we all love, and I don't mean Kevin.

So, after using one, I'm absolutely certain that those vibrating razors were only invented because Gilette own a dildo factory. It's sales were down so they had a bunch of spare vibrator motors. Some genius had the idea to put them in razors, the final resting place for all needless, arbitrary technology and market it like it actually does something. What's sad is I kinda like the way it feels(on my face, that is)

I think Three Dog Night's greatest hits is almost perfect.

[phantasmagorovich]

So, after using one, I'm absolutely certain that those vibrating razors were only invented because Gilette own a dildo factory. It's sales were down so they had a bunch of spare vibrator motors. Some genius had the idea to put them in razors, the final resting place for all needless, arbitrary technology and market it like it actually does something.

And I saw this going into a castration direction.

[D3rP]

I purposefully try to use the words "cunt" or "pussy" in the majority of my posts on this forum.


I also rarely check the gear forum any more.

[smile_man]

i haven't changed my drum skins since grade 8.

that was 5 years ago.