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See my mom just kicked me in the head and then saod GOOD DAY, popped a fistful of pills and shuffled off to her midnight shift at the garage door opener factory. Ah, the days of innocence.

So this is what gets 10 pages these days. Huh. Hey you guys remember when he flat out smoked crack in a meteor city interview??? That was a great interview. Love Josh, hate show photographers, new QOTSA album sucks but not as bad as every muse album ever. Lost mad respect for the old boy when he posted that pussy ass apology video though.

SPACERITUAL wrote:Hey you guys remember when he flat out smoked crack in a meteor city interview???

Nope but that sounds great.

Chankgeez wrote:

"LOL, except for all the people I've punched, kicked, pushed off stage, threatened, and/or called a faggot/pussy/bitch for the last 30 years"

Yeah I super don't care about his damage control or personal growth or whatever that is. Tell me about the crack interview. I just googled it but I'm not getting anywhere.

gnomethrone wrote:Yeah I super don't care about his damage control or personal growth or whatever that is. Tell me about the crack interview. I just googled it but I'm not getting anywhere.

Loooong gone. It was like the dudes from the atomic bitchwax interviewing josh homme and nick oliveri in the Rated R days. It starts out with just JH but halfway nick oliveri inters the room with an 8 ball and the entire interview descends into a narration of everyone in the room smoking crack and talking about random incoherent shit.

Jesus Was a Robot wrote:Also, Ben that sucks man. I have never loved QOTSA, but I like some of their music. Hearing that dude tried to smack you in your junk is just as fucked up as this. I would have beat his fucking ass dude. Bouncers would have been used that night. I hate musicians who act like they are untouchable and gods. Drives me fucking crazy.

Am i the only one who went through like a solid decade where all your friends did was try to slap eachother in the dick?

SPACERITUAL wrote:

Jesus Was a Robot wrote:Also, Ben that sucks man. I have never loved QOTSA, but I like some of their music. Hearing that dude tried to smack you in your junk is just as fucked up as this. I would have beat his fucking ass dude. Bouncers would have been used that night. I hate musicians who act like they are untouchable and gods. Drives me fucking crazy.

Am i the only one who went through like a solid decade where all your friends did was try to slap eachother in the dick?

Nah. My friends did it too. LOL. It would be weird to have some rando dude try to slap my cock though.

My friends and I also used to play a game where we took turns punching each other in the face. So....maybe we are just idiots?

Jesus Was a Robot wrote:
My friends and I also used to play a game where we took turns punching each other in the face. So....maybe we are just idiots?

LOLOL i had some friends for a like a year that we used to go out in the fields and take turns shooting shotguns at eachother at really long range. Or youd shoot it up in the air and wait for it to fall down and hit you. Oh man there were these giant fucking geese in one of my neighborhoods that laid these MASSIVE turds and we used to follow them around waiting for them to shit so we could chase eachother and slap eachother in the face with gooseturds.


I think this has more to do with it than anyone being an "opportunistic predator". I think alot of people these days and just playing up the pussy card and forget that when youre totally shitfaced and used to that kind of stuff, kicking somebody in the face can seem like a playful, silly way of showing affection or just goofing around.

SPACERITUAL wrote:Loooong gone. It was like the dudes from the atomic bitchwax interviewing josh homme and nick oliveri in the Rated R days. It starts out with just JH but halfway nick oliveri inters the room with an 8 ball and the entire interview descends into a narration of everyone in the room smoking crack and talking about random incoherent shit.

Is this the one where he spends 95% of the time hitting on the interviewer?
I remember one where someone (I think it was Nick) walks in with a pack of cigarettes filled with J's or something like that.

Edit: nevermind, I was thinking of the Jesse Hughes interview where Josh walks in.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKGTAO03SEI[/youtube]

My friends definately did the "happy slap" sack tap. The advanced maneuver was to rub your own sweaty nuts and then slap a friend across the face real hard. Never unloaded a shotgun at anyone for fun tho, that's fucked

We had access to an injection molding machine in middle school for some reason, and we used to try and hit each other with near molten plastic. I think I would still take that over getting slapped with goose shit

I remember seeing a Jesse Hughes interview where one of them starts talking about all the meth Jesse smokes and he gets really mad because his mom will find out he's smoking meth again.