Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

[Invisible Man]

I may be getting ghosted? Waitress stopped responding. She seemed into me though.

So the real question... Leave it alone or pop into the sushi bar for a drink after work tonight? You know, on the off chance she lost her phone?

I've never been good at playing it cool. No reason to start now.

My motto these days is straight D. Glover.

"I'm too old for this shit."

Ain't got no time for games.

To quote another great, A. Cooper:

"I'm a hungry man and I don't want pizza. I blow down your house and then I'm gonna eat ya. Bring you to a simmer right on time. Run my greasy fingers up your greasy spine."

I assumed this was about Donald Glover, AKA Donglover AKA Childish Gambino AKA Troy Barnes AKA Earn Marks.

[$harkToootth]

going on mr toads wild ride...

That's hilarious! I'm using this as my euphemism from now on. You're like the William Faulkner of ilovefuzz brother!

Those fucking condoms man...all the chemicals...bad news...couple all the lube with a lady who has goopy gunker...really becomes a toad load.

I've never been good at playing it cool. No reason to start now.

I have literally never kept it 'cool' in any facet of my life..ever. Go for it!

My motto these days is straight D. Glover.

I assumed this was about Donald Glover, AKA Donglover AKA Childish Gambino AKA Troy Barnes AKA Earn Marks.

[popvulture]

Or the lesser known but no less formidable Mr. Choad's Wild Ride™.

[$harkToootth]

[neonblack]

Alice 3:16

[$harkToootth]

Hands down my favorite Muppets episode.

[comesect2.0]

any of you cover your computers camera or use your hand to cover the phone camera while masturbating? Its like il start getting into it then feel like im being watched.

[neonblack]

Nah bro, I get off on that shit

[$harkToootth]

Nothing to see on my end.

[Achtane]

Nah bro, I get off on that shit

Same.
Smile and wink for the NSA. Maybe do that 90's-porn-girl thing where you, like, suck in air through your teeth?
"oooooooohhhhh....CHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

The ultra-slow-motion video feature of my phone was neat for that "good lord I am disgusting!" money shot once.

[neonblack]

I keep hearing about this afterglow thing after sex. Is that what everyone else calls the intense wave of shame that washes over you?

[Achtane]

Yeah, it's the part between the confusion you feel when cackling maniacally while orgasming and "don't open your eyes! I'm so sorry, I love you!"

[D.o.S.]

Relationship Achtane > Single Achtane, even if you post less.

[Faldoe]

Couple things I'll share.

Recently started dating a really nice girl and I haven't been in a relationship in a long long time. Just FWB or more like fuck buddies.

My porn watching can be daily or here and there, same with jerking off. First seeing this new girl we waited awhile before sex. Once we started or tried I had some issues getting it up. Definitely porn induced ED, but also stress, some depression and the anxiety of being with someone new, and someone I like, to boot.

I've been on the no porn/no fapping plan - called "rebooting" and I feel a lot better. The porn/fantasy wirings in my brain and loosened.

We have great sex last nice and I'm for sure glowing. I'm happy.

[D.o.S.]

Wait a guy who posts about "the left" and "SJW"s on the internet has problems with his dick?




Just kidding buddy, love you.