Hit up Chankgeez, I hear he's got piles of 'em, at least 200.kbithecrowing wrote:How many cascading klons would it take to make a fuzz?goroth wrote:All klons = win.
★★ BILF 2015 (Category Winners Announced Pg 27! Fuck!) ★★
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Man, that's weird. My brother's name is Tony. We tattooed each others toes, so now we both have gross ink-bled feet.goroth wrote:Stay out of this Tony, the toe-title is MINE!
If the rest of my family posted on ILF maybe they'd get better presents, but they don't, so...
Chank, on top of being a Klonnoisseur of crystal lettuce of every variety, knows all there is to know about off tha chain pussy in his local area, to boot.
WWPD?
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Is it even worth entering the BILF if none of my pedals are ILF approved? I think I got all of them from B/S/T but...
Yeah I'll send in my fancy entry as soon as I get my board from the jamspace!
Yeah I'll send in my fancy entry as soon as I get my board from the jamspace!
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This thread reminded me how much I laughed at the memes in The Great Klon Fiasco. So of course I had to show my wife the revival thread. At which point she says "Oh I remember that guy, he was pretty crazy".Gone Fission wrote:Because I laughed so hard and continuously, my wife knows about Klon Dongs and gay Nazi unicorns. She did laugh, though I think it largely acted as a confirmation that I'm fucking weird.hbombgraphics wrote: I am constantly trying to explain ILF to my wife
I get questions like "WHy are you laughing at your computer?"
or "What do you mean you talked to some guy in australia?"
It's kinda cool to be part of a community like this
but very hard to explain to outsiders
So apparently it's not the first time I've found that thread so funny I had to show my wife haha.

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yeah it happens alot,
And I am with everyone else in regards to explaining random and odd packages.
My kids think it is a normal part of life.
My daughter even walks things to USPS for me
And I am with everyone else in regards to explaining random and odd packages.
My kids think it is a normal part of life.
My daughter even walks things to USPS for me
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I just show my girlfriend pictures from UG or WhiskeyFace and she's like, "ok, as long as it doesnt get THIS ridiculous."

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I kind of wish Watson had released a gooped up OD called the spunk bomp, or spunk jar...goroth wrote:
This thread reminded me how much I laughed at the memes in The Great Klon Fiasco. So of course I had to show my wife the revival thread. At which point she says "Oh I remember that guy, he was pretty crazy".
So apparently it's not the first time I've found that thread so funny I had to show my wife haha.
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I saved a copy of Excane's humongous family photo of all of his pedals laid out, just so I can pull it up every time my wife gives me shit about buying a pedal.kbithecrowing wrote:I just show my girlfriend pictures from UG or WhiskeyFace and she's like, "ok, as long as it doesnt get THIS ridiculous."
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But I do agree with vidret, its really not a good defense haha.
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But you cover up where you wrote LIFE GOAL at the bottom, right?bigchiefbc wrote:I saved a copy of Excane's humongous family photo of all of his pedals laid out, just so I can pull it up every time my wife gives me shit about buying a pedal.kbithecrowing wrote:I just show my girlfriend pictures from UG or WhiskeyFace and she's like, "ok, as long as it doesnt get THIS ridiculous."
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Life Goal
or wish list
or what we SHOULD do with the kids college funds
or whatever the phrase is
just sharpie over it
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HEADS UP:
IF you KNOW that you won't be able to enter on time (by next Sunday, the 26th), PM ME and let me know what the deal is.
Like I said, I really don't want to cut anyone out of the competition.
Woohoo!
We have 29 entrants so far!
One week is left for entries, so step it up, folks!
On a related note, would any of you guys care if I enter?
I technically have no power over voting or anything but can also see how it would be weird to enter a contest I'm organizing.
IF you KNOW that you won't be able to enter on time (by next Sunday, the 26th), PM ME and let me know what the deal is.
Like I said, I really don't want to cut anyone out of the competition.
Woohoo!
We have 29 entrants so far!
One week is left for entries, so step it up, folks!
On a related note, would any of you guys care if I enter?
I technically have no power over voting or anything but can also see how it would be weird to enter a contest I'm organizing.
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I have no problem with thatPetZounds wrote:Woohoo!
We have 29 entrants so far!
One week is left for entries, so step it up, folks!
On a related note, would any of you guys care if I enter?
I technically have no power over voting or anything but can also see how it would be weird to enter a contest I'm organizing.
Technically you have an advantage because you can see everyone else's boards while you're preparing yours but I don't think that's too big of a deal
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Mine will come in on Saturday or Sunday. Hoping for some more pedlolz to arrive, even though I think most of you will see who's board it is. 
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Yeah, I don't bother keeping it a secret. Even revamped, my board will be easily identifiable.
Good deals: OsbornKT, Phantasmagorovich, UglyCasanova, DarkAxel, Skip, D.o.S, ColdBrightSunlight, Eivind August, Goroth
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