How long is thy dong? 2018 DAD DICK EDITION

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HOW LONG IS YOUR DONG? The 2018 Dad Dick Edition! Large dongs need not apply.

1-3 inches (it's the ILF norm. You're ok with it being small because, honestly, you're not going to get laid, so who cares?).
1
5%
4-5 inches (you have a large penis. We get it! SO WHAT!! Do you use it??? Bet you don't buddy!!!).
0
No votes
6 inches (This makes you the equivalent of a sexual god. At this point, we don't believe it but we're willing to look at photo evidence).
4
21%
Any over 6-7 inches (I'm a liar for voting here. I know it, you know. ILF has determined only small penises exist here. Soooooooooooooo....yea. You're still not going to get laid bruh).
4
21%
I don't have a penis but I wish I did.
1
5%
I don't have a penis and I'm happy about that, so like, fuck you assholes.
2
11%
ILF is obsessed with cocks.
7
37%
 
Total votes: 19
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Re: How long is your dong? 2016 Smooth but sometimes Heady

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I believe it's that time again.......
"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".

-JWAR :)
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Re: How long is your dong? 2016 Smooth but sometimes Heady

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Hah. I love this thread. I'm such a weird asshole. :)
"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".

-JWAR :)
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jwar wrote:such a weird asshole. :)
That's a whole other thread there
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Re: How long is your dong? 2016 Smooth but sometimes Heady

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Stupid poll wouldn't reset this time, but I figured it was relevant in light of Neon's thread. lol
"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".

-JWAR :)
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Come on you prudes!!!!!!!
"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".

-JWAR :)
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oh man :lol:
At first I thought the date on OP said 31 March, then I realized it said 31 May 2013, but I had already voted at that point. :!!!:
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was contemplating fuck you die.....though, clicked I dont have a penis...cuz i gotta COCK!
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I prefer to think of it as a large clitoris.
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Screw you guys. :grumpy:
"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".

-JWAR :)
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