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Re: You Might Belong on ILF If...
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:38 pm
by D.o.S.
you sell rocks to at risk youth.
Re: You Might Belong on ILF If...
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:01 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
So I go to the gear page, just out of curiosity, and I'm not sure if they are joking or not...
http://www.thegearpage.net/board/showth ... p?t=953176
Re: You Might Belong on ILF If...
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:20 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
Ok, I'm pissing myself with laughter now
http://www.thegearpage.net/board/showth ... p?t=952909I love this forum! I wanna join just to laugh
Re: You Might Belong on ILF If...
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:52 pm
by MEC
D.o.S. wrote:you sell rocks to at risk youth.
...you sell at risk youths for rocks.
or
.... you can't stay on topic or derail threads with post that could go in an existing thread.
viewtopic.php?f=42&t=16953&hilit=tgp+fail
Re: You Might Belong on ILF If...
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:00 pm
by D.o.S.
MiddleEarthCrisis wrote:D.o.S. wrote:you sell rocks to at risk youth.
...you sell at risk youths for rocks.
Innovative. I like it.
Re: You Might Belong on ILF If...
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:28 pm
by Gearmond
if you have spent more in total on pedals than on anything else in your life
Re: You Might Belong on ILF If...
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 6:04 am
by Ilikewater
you can't play guitar because the power went out.
Re: You Might Belong on ILF If...
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:19 am
by Bassus Sanguinis

priceless!
HOW COME nobody suggested a stapler? Or setting it on fire or selling it to buy the prescription drugs the guys clearly isn't taking? And to that he'd promptly laugh and tell everybody to just please fuck off, he changed his mind already and put in an improvised pickup that feedbacks like a mofo.
Yeah, that kind of things clearly state whether or not You're logged in here.

ALSO:
You might belong on ILF if, when ever a small builder releases a new, raunchy as hell fuzz, You either flip another pedal to get a first patch model; AND then start posting feeler PMs and strive to be the first who has a custom model of that mentioned model that now oscillates and/or is glitchy gated random note arpeggiator and/or is an always-on model or has simply doubled the features of the original.
Re: You Might Belong on ILF If...
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 10:53 am
by rfurtkamp
Ilikewater wrote:you can't play guitar because the power went out.
I prepared for that, have one of the old Crate Taxis. Half dozen pedals, few hours of juice, I'm ready to get vaporized by the Yellowstone Caldera lighting off.
Re: You Might Belong on ILF If...
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:19 am
by Schlatte
Bassus Sanguinis wrote:ALSO:
You might belong on ILF if, when ever a small builder releases a new, raunchy as hell fuzz, You either flip another pedal to get a first patch model; AND then start posting feeler PMs and strive to be the first who has a custom model of that mentioned model that now oscillates and/or is glitchy gated random note arpeggiator and/or is an always-on model or has simply doubled the features of the original.
Idk if you are aware of the fact that:
- i AM a small builder
- i just released another version of one of my fuzz pedals
- it IS raunchy as hell
- it feeds back, oscillates and glitches like crazy
- it has two knobs and a switch more than the original
- there is currently only one in existence....
[/shameless self promotion]

Re: You Might Belong on ILF If...
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:48 am
by Fuzzy Fred
maz91379 wrote:You have enough depression and self doubt to kill a small animal in concentrated raygun bursts.
Re: You Might Belong on ILF If...
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:40 pm
by alexa.
..you can be more gay than gay people
Re: You Might Belong on ILF If...
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:58 pm
by Bassus Sanguinis
Schlatte wrote:Bassus Sanguinis wrote:ALSO:
You might belong on ILF if, when ever a small builder releases a new, raunchy as hell fuzz, You either flip another pedal to get a first patch model; AND then start posting feeler PMs and strive to be the first who has a custom model of that mentioned model that now oscillates and/or is glitchy gated random note arpeggiator and/or is an always-on model or has simply doubled the features of the original.
Idk if you are aware of the fact that:
- i AM a small builder
- i just released another version of one of my fuzz pedals
- it IS raunchy as hell
- it feeds back, oscillates and glitches like crazy
- it has two knobs and a switch more than the original
- there is currently only one in existence....
[/shameless self promotion]

Yeah, I know.
Rly?

You're well on the ILF small builder path


oh... and I'll give the Fuzzler plus gladly a go.

Re: You Might Belong on ILF If...
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:03 pm
by Gearmond
Bassus Sanguinis wrote:You might belong on ILF if, when ever a small builder releases a new, raunchy as hell fuzz, You either flip another pedal to get a first patch model; AND then start posting feeler PMs and strive to be the first who has a custom model of that mentioned model that now oscillates and/or is glitchy gated random note arpeggiator and/or is an always-on model or has simply doubled the features of the original.
so... if you're MLC?

Re: You Might Belong on ILF If...
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:04 pm
by alexa.
kittens! lots and lots of kittens!