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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Posted: Mon May 08, 2017 2:10 am
by comesect2.0
I ate salmon tonight.....almost past out over the stove all light headed from wine and chunky chode stank ....HEY SNIPLE! i got a joke for you!..... a doctor, a clown, and a carrot walk into a bar....doctors says im here for a drink, clown says im here for a drink and a laugh, carrot says NAW, i dont like getting juiced up....
PA pow! its still in its experimental stage but it will knockem dead partner

Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Posted: Mon May 08, 2017 10:18 pm
by wafl
So I guess what men are really looking for in a women is a fish.

Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Posted: Tue May 30, 2017 12:58 pm
by Chankgeez
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Posted: Tue May 30, 2017 1:08 pm
by comesect2.0
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Posted: Tue May 30, 2017 1:11 pm
by actual
At least they didn't take her head.

Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Posted: Wed May 31, 2017 7:56 am
by comesect2.0
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for all you fish bottom voters

Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2017 2:31 am
by univalve
This thread. Is Ilf like Ilf 5 years ago?

Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2017 8:11 am
by Chankgeez
You can blame this guy:
JonnyAngle wrote:Could I order up a girl bottom and a fish bottom?
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2017 4:51 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
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What if the mermaid was... goth chick fella :cool:

Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 10:02 pm
by imJonWain
I distinctly remember a lady I met once smelling like she had a fish bottom half

Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 10:06 pm
by comesect2.0
Did she suck your toes?

Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 10:31 pm
by Invisible Man
Plz post a video of you cutting a steak with your prehensile toes.

Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:04 am
by comesect2.0
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just keeping this thread alive thats all. ....and I had steak for dinner tonight....totally forgot. ...but I do have 2 more cat fish fillets so I could do that, but fish is easy...I wish all fish were easy :poke: :lol: :!!!: :idea: :animal: yeah :erm: yeah :hug: :p :surprise: :rock: :bear: ya know what im sayin...

Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:12 am
by comesect2.0
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:20 am
by comesect2.0
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idk stanky vajayjay always smooths the skin on my penis from weeks of beatin it...natural oils or whatever goes on in there.
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