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Invisible Man wrote:

actualidiot wrote:Out of all the things you could have replied.

I love the graph, for what it's worth. Please explain.

Too tired to come up with anything funny

>goes to library to focus on writing applications
>opens ILF as the first thing

found this screenshot on my desktop. I don't remember it, may have been drunk at the eBay wheel.

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actualidiot wrote:>goes to library to focus on writing applications
>opens ILF as the first thing

This guy is just as focused

Goes to work, sees ILF thumbnail is the first one in browser window. Delete delete delete.

Opens ILF; neglects work because fuck everything.

Turns out it's a woman, loks like she's noddin. God bless her.


That's the spirit iMan!!

popvulture wrote:That reminds me of a friend of mine who knew a really sort of uptight Wall Street couple... apparently as their relationship was on the verge of collapse, one put together a Powerpoint presentation for the other of the pros and cons of their union, which ultimately recommended that they stay together. It worked.

This is the most romantic thing I've ever read. <3

popvulture wrote:That reminds me of a friend of mine who knew a really sort of uptight Wall Street couple... apparently as their relationship was on the verge of collapse, one put together a Powerpoint presentation for the other of the pros and cons of their union, which ultimately recommended that they stay together. It worked.

If that's what it would take to save my relationship, I gotta be honest, I'd check the fuck out because that lame factor is high as fuck and nothing is worth a powerpoint.

Upon further consideration, the fact that it worked would only solidify any intention to end that engagement.

I was thinking it but Pope said it first.

Excel is better for this. You can sort and filter data more easily.

Invisible Man wrote:Excel is better for this. You can sort and filter data more easily.

As you can see from my pie chart, in the previous quarter, the sum of our 'Neutral/Complacent' Days AND 'Happy' Days, is more than our 'Negative/Loathing' Days by 1.5 days
*Upon granulating the data, the conclusion is reached one of the aforementioned parties was away during the majority of days categorized as 'Happy'.

Sorry, I woke up and had a glass of bitter this morning. I hope that couple is very happy now.

I saw David Byrne give a PowerPoint presentation about PowerPoint. It was amazing.

spacelordmother wrote:I saw David Byrne give a PowerPoint presentation about PowerPoint. It was amazing.

He was proving that he was the most interesting man on earth again, as if it were in dispute.

Why and what is a fidget spinner...it boils down to a few things, it could be a world wide experiment, it could be a sign from the simulation that 3 is a warning for massive change, could be who ever buys one is just a little monkey....I mean how the fuck did it become popular, for me it was just over night..next day stores advertising glass artist I know making glass replicas...there's somthing goin on with those things, this isn't tickle me elmo....it's a world wide all seasoned epidemic.