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tremolo3 wrote:

Strange Tales wrote:I shaved all of my facial hair off because I wanted to see what I looked like without it and I look like a 15 year old kid again. Bad fucking move.

I hope you are okay.

I did that once, but I was depressed af.

personally i think the clunky plastic claws are weak and don't get into good spaces. if you got yourself one of those bendy metal looks-like-a-squidbot-from-the-matrix buggers there basically isnt a nook or cranny you can't reach. incredible. you find yourself chasing a tiny little siddartha around your house you catch him with one of those metal dealies.
don't squish the buddha mind with plastic robot claws. pluckin single petals off the extradimensional lotus blossom from which the life-waters flow, thats the kind of force control you get with a flex-cable picker. you step to the buddha with plastic claws he will boil you in oil first. you get strapped to a hot plate and forced to watch poorly made documentary footage about the dangers of the plastic industry & get reborn with no hands so you can't wack off as much.

that's why you should get a cable picker, case of siddartha infestation.

Achtane wrote:

case of siddartha infestation.

Achtane wrote:

snipelfritz wrote: On a vaguely related note, I cooked pork stir fry today and can't get the garlic smell off my fingers.

This is a regular problem in my life.

snipelfritz wrote:On a vaguely related note, I cooked pork stir fry today and can't get the garlic smell off my fingers.

This is a regular problem in my life.

actualidiot wrote:Protip: wash your hands in cold water after handling smelly food, that way your pores stay closed and the smell doesn't get into your skin.