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actual wrote:Strange story Sharky. So y'all just left once she recognized the guy she presumably knew was gonna be there?

Thanks for recognizing that it is strange my friend. Since I know this person well, I think my choice of 'amusing' was correct. Yes. We were close to getting the check anyway but (per usual) I did order a coffee so I kind of had to rush the check and ditch that

To be clear, I played along. My acting should get me cast in a Tyler Perry movie at the very least

I used to have a friend who would invite me to shows but once we got there it was usually clear that she was stalking a member of one of the opening bands. She had a thing for balding slightly overweight drummers too

I knew this young lady who moved to San Diego from across the country for the sole purpose of stalking the band Switchfoot. People are strange.

We were bored and went on an idle "let's watch REALLY shitty porn" binge. It's like choosing random bad shows on Netflix, but with more dicks.
First, 1960's Batman. Then, The Dark Knight. But they really didn't make use of the material they had at hand. Could have been sooooo much better. Instead it was people fucking while dressed as Batman. yawn.
Then some kind of medieval porn where knights were fucking servant girls at a feast that seemed to consist only of leeks...but they didn't use the leeks like I was hoping. Also, the girls had high heels on, which, I mean I'm no historian, but I don't think that was period-correct footwear. The knights eventually took their armor off and then it got boring. It was amusing to watch them try to look over their armor while getting blown.
But none of it was really, um, appealing.

The Girl suddenly switched it to a documentary about Hiroshima. Unusual choice for her, but I like documentaries and World War 2. 10 minutes in, she switched it to Bates Motel.
"This is probably gonna be stabby, but at least it's not a bunch of explosions".
Whatever, that's fine.
Then, we did it. I actually didn't see this coming (ho hoooo). Maybe she gets a girlboner from bad porn?
But the real thing I took away from this experience is...she finds Hiroshima and/or brutal murder to be suitable ambiance for sex?!
This is why I love her.

Could it be the magnitude of the explosion?
Show her the Tsar Bomb...

For anybody trying to sleep tonight
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFiBXFFzT5c[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFiBXFFzT5c

Someone should get really high on edibles and watch this one
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBchtofZJSM[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBchtofZJSM

Forget all those other videos. There is no God!!!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSyM7FrHW1c[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSyM7FrHW1c

Wow, I thought the black holes were scary

Brother...loving the new avatar

Hung out with a girl I haven't seen since 2011 last night. We ended up going to her place, listening to records, and making out till like 2am.

imJonWain wrote:Hung out with a girl I haven't seen since 2011 last night. We ended up going to her place, listening to records, and making out till like 2am.

You know buddy...that sounds like a wonderful evening! Good for you!

Tonight's lesson is "Social Huntsman Spiders"
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Well my neighbor brought me a thc gummy and I just bought a six pack and brought all my gear home and I'm gonna try to get some writing done!

After I watch that nightmare spider video

Edit: because I'm excited, https://rationcard.bandcamp.com/ my band!