Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

General discussion at the Wang Bar.

Moderator: Ghost Hip

Post Reply
User avatar
Inconuucl
Supporter
Supporter
Posts: 6407
Joined: Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:35 pm
Location: Boston, MA

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Post by Inconuucl »

neonblack wrote:It's all good. Dick Hiatus continues.

Don't bands sometimes go on hiatus and come back with the best album of their career? Can we please find an example of that so I can feel better? :lol:
Mine is essentially Tupac, by most accounts dead but somehow still sporadically active.
Le Ciel Inconnu (I was a whale once.)
Image
NSFW: show
Chankgeez wrote: We should have a game show à la Name That Tune

Inconuucl: I can shoegaze that tune with 5 pedals.
other contestant: I can shoegaze that tune with 4 pedals.
Inconuucl: I can shoegaze that tune with 3 pedals.
other contestant: OK, shoegaze that tune!
Inconuucl: :!!!:
Top
User avatar
gnomethrone
FAMOUS
FAMOUS
Posts: 1808
Joined: Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:39 am

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Post by gnomethrone »

Inconuucl wrote:
neonblack wrote:It's all good. Dick Hiatus continues.

Don't bands sometimes go on hiatus and come back with the best album of their career? Can we please find an example of that so I can feel better? :lol:
Mine is essentially Tupac, by most accounts dead but somehow still sporadically active.
Dude your dong is gonna pull a godspeed you black emperor and come back joyous and triumphant and tour the world.

Inconuu: are you saying its a hologram?
good dealings here:
NSFW: show
Ancient Astronaught, fuzzlord!, onyxrhino, lordgalvar, JoeTheStache, kbit, BoatRich, oscillateur, grindonomicon, doommeow, fever606, Bearstripes, Casavettes, Faldoe, jellyfishfuzz, morange, Teej212, MEC, ianmarks, JWAR, Raj007
Top
User avatar
comesect2.0
IAMILFFAMOUS
IAMILFFAMOUS
Posts: 4372
Joined: Sat Oct 22, 2016 10:44 pm
Location: TX
Contact:
Contact comesect2.0

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Post by comesect2.0 »

heres somthing for a giggle maybe neon...im on dick hiatus me self...refusing to get with the old ball n chain even for a quicky cuz, fuck, easy ..aint always peezy or whatever ...lookin to be attracted to a new friends way and not poontang way, so im just limpin around broke with a foot that wont heal, fuckin around on fb on this fine xmas morn, which I dont condone at all, fb that is...but I laugh alot so that good. here's a slice of fb messanger convo...enjoy. :lol:
NSFW: show
me:There's no hiding, I saw your fury post. Heheh (she deleted it)
-
her:Lol u know mah secrets,
Yeah I've been to a few fur cons but I'm mostly just into pet play.
I don't own a suit or nothin but I do have a collar and tail I wear with some ears for fun
-
me:Nice, was gonna ask what animal you connect with
-
her:Cat
Meow
-
me:IL be a rabbit, you can chase me all you want.
-
her:I just may have to
yeah, dont know her at all....lives in another state,cute little sorceress, goes to show the fun that ensues when engaging in random interweb flirtation...think though it all boils down to tit and dick pics ..then the funs over...that is not so much in real life ..when the goings good..its good..sadness..WHEN LORD! WHEN! just start hangin out at the starbucks, like "hey, hows it going" "hey...hows it going" "hey, whats up...hows it goin?" "HI, nice weather right?" "HEy, nice weather..Hows it going?" :lol: :lol: :lol:
Top
User avatar
neonblack
IAMILFFAMOUS
IAMILFFAMOUS
Posts: 8090
Joined: Fri Feb 28, 2014 12:00 am
Location: Wilmington, NC

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Post by neonblack »

:lol: I hadn't seen that post till just now comesect. I actually tend to have an irrational attraction to baristas. It's pretty stupid.

So I've been hanging out with a girl from work. We're basically dating without anything romantic. So, friends? But the hangouts feel very datelike. And there are flirty vibes. And she tends to ninja pay for my food and drink. But she also tries to play wingman. But she texts at weird hours and there are long hugs and she misses me when we don't work together or hang out for a while. I have no idea. It's been good for me though. A good exercise in not overthinking things and just enjoying the moment or whatever. But I wanna make out. But I can't seal the deal. And she's already let me down gently once.

So I'm just going to focus on music and stop being lazy and fat and sad
Top
User avatar
$harkToootth
IAMILFFAMOUS
IAMILFFAMOUS
Posts: 5861
Joined: Fri May 06, 2016 3:28 pm
Location: FACING IT!!!

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Post by $harkToootth »

Who else is going full Soy Boy this 2018??? I know I am. I've wanted to start wearing bell-bottoms for years now and I've been growing out my hair. End result is the guy in the shades.
Image
Soy Boy Blitz
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewFBuYHldeY[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewFBuYHldeY
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
Top
User avatar
BetterOffShred
IAMILFFAMOUS
IAMILFFAMOUS
Posts: 3412
Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2017 2:01 pm

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Post by BetterOffShred »

That guy is so pumped that his dick is being crushed by those pants.
Top
User avatar
$harkToootth
IAMILFFAMOUS
IAMILFFAMOUS
Posts: 5861
Joined: Fri May 06, 2016 3:28 pm
Location: FACING IT!!!

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Post by $harkToootth »

Hammering his hammer. Constricting his boa constrictor. Pump'in his peen.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
Top
User avatar
Inconuucl
Supporter
Supporter
Posts: 6407
Joined: Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:35 pm
Location: Boston, MA

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Post by Inconuucl »

Pants with a built in cockring
Le Ciel Inconnu (I was a whale once.)
Image
NSFW: show
Chankgeez wrote: We should have a game show à la Name That Tune

Inconuucl: I can shoegaze that tune with 5 pedals.
other contestant: I can shoegaze that tune with 4 pedals.
Inconuucl: I can shoegaze that tune with 3 pedals.
other contestant: OK, shoegaze that tune!
Inconuucl: :!!!:
Top
User avatar
$harkToootth
IAMILFFAMOUS
IAMILFFAMOUS
Posts: 5861
Joined: Fri May 06, 2016 3:28 pm
Location: FACING IT!!!

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Post by $harkToootth »

Ring'in his rocket.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
Top
User avatar
JonnyAngle
IAMILFFAMOUS
IAMILFFAMOUS
Posts: 4233
Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2015 11:35 am
Contact:
Contact JonnyAngle

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Post by JonnyAngle »

squeezin the snake
Top
User avatar
Achtane
IAMILFFAMOUS
IAMILFFAMOUS
Posts: 14305
Joined: Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:09 am
Location: under the manchineel

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Post by Achtane »

[youtube][/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw
sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.
Image
Image
Top
User avatar
comesect2.0
IAMILFFAMOUS
IAMILFFAMOUS
Posts: 4372
Joined: Sat Oct 22, 2016 10:44 pm
Location: TX
Contact:
Contact comesect2.0

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Post by comesect2.0 »

crazy^^, my daughters been talking like tommy wiseau for a week now..."oh hey.. guyys, what happuned heere?" spoken in pure room coffee shop favorite customer tone.
Top
User avatar
$harkToootth
IAMILFFAMOUS
IAMILFFAMOUS
Posts: 5861
Joined: Fri May 06, 2016 3:28 pm
Location: FACING IT!!!

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Post by $harkToootth »

Comesect, we're going to need an update on the fury.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
Top
User avatar
comesect2.0
IAMILFFAMOUS
IAMILFFAMOUS
Posts: 4372
Joined: Sat Oct 22, 2016 10:44 pm
Location: TX
Contact:
Contact comesect2.0

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Post by comesect2.0 »

Hmm...not all that amazing..just some crap I come across that fills a few hours with laughs on a lonely night...^that was part of our last convo ...see, I some how end up talking to these people because their easy, then it becomes apparent I just have good replys..but in no way belong to stay engaged...crotch pics, inflating an imaginary faerytale persona, Web friends....a Jedi seeks not these things.
Top
User avatar
neonblack
IAMILFFAMOUS
IAMILFFAMOUS
Posts: 8090
Joined: Fri Feb 28, 2014 12:00 am
Location: Wilmington, NC

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Post by neonblack »

"You know saying you need two to mango?"

Goddamn Tommy.
Top
Post Reply

Return to “General Discussion”