It’s back from the dead! The TB Mega Thread.

[My name is Mudd]

Are you doing formula? If so, and just in case any of them seem to have RAGING colic, check to see if the formula contains iron...it could be upsetting their stomach(s). Katie almost drove us insane with what we thought was colic and it was the iron trashing her stomach.

[Haki]

Iiight. Dudes. This is serious.

NSFW: show

So, I'm back in my hometown for a minute. and I'm drinking. at a bar. as one does. with some other homies who also happen to be back in my hometown. and they're drinking. we're in a bar.

And I shit you not, not only was one of the bartenders this girl/woman/independent sentient lifeform I used to appreciate looking at when she was a hot waitress at a restaurant I worked at when I was a youngster--a relative youngster, I'm an eighties baby--(she's still a babe, btw)... but my younger brother's high school english teacher was also there. Drinking. At this very same bar.

See, she wasn't my english teacher. She replaced my (equally good looking, actually) english teacher.

Anyway.

She was milf-y. So fucking milf-y. Van Halen quality hot for teacher milf-y.
Not technically, to my knowledge, a milf. But, you know. Those are details.

Anyway, I asked the D.o.S.-brodudeski to corroborate the evidence [aka make sure this is the right person, and i'm not connecting the dots on some random stranger] And he said " yep. LOL tap that."

Because the world is a cold, dark, vicious place I ended up with neither the bartender, nor the teacher.

However, I thought this shit was strictly reserved for Bengals cheerleaders and funny-despite-themselves rom-coms. Not, you know, people who can tell the difference between a Superfuzz and a Big Muff.

Sorry, I needed to share.

Since you didn't end up with either it would seem everything is still right.

[MSUsousaphone]

We're doing formula....a little bit of the OOOOORiginal mother's milk for each, too....we're using these Dr Brown's anti-colic bottles. Not sure how well they work.....

[D.o.S.]

Since you didn't end up with either it would seem everything is still right.

Does that mean I get another shot in the sequel?

But fer'reals, don't you guys ponder the weirdly soothing/wildly aggravating repetition of archetypes and individuals in spite of the diaspora caused by life's many twists and turns?

[Haki]

Since you didn't end up with either it would seem everything is still right.

Does that mean I get another shot in the sequel?

Pretty sure that makes you the dude that starts the slow clap as the star of the movie stops the woman from leaving at the airport.

But fer'reals, don't you guys ponder the weirdly soothing/wildly aggravating repetition of archetypes and individuals in spite of the diaspora caused by life's many twists and turns?

Whenever I do that I start hoping the Mayans are right.

[Mudfuzz]

Since you didn't end up with either it would seem everything is still right.

Does that mean I get another shot in the sequel?

Pretty sure that makes you the dude that starts the slow clap as the star of the movie stops the woman from leaving at the airport.

But fer'reals, don't you guys ponder the weirdly soothing/wildly aggravating repetition of archetypes and individuals in spite of the diaspora caused by life's many twists and turns?

Whenever I do that I start hoping the Mayans are right.

this... so many people are so boring... where is that giant anal probe from the sky to wash them all away?

[dubkitty]

the photo of the babies is one of the most adorable things i've ever seen. i love the way they're looking at each other...it's as though they know that they're bonded to each other. SO SWEET i'm going to need insulin when all five are in the same shot

that's the PERFECT emoticon...there's five of them

[snipelfritz]

Hrrrmmmmm....what's the difference with the Tremolessence new version and time before last version? Gots one of thems up at TGP.......


So. Owen and Tessa.

Oh fuck!

Even they know how adorbz that pic is. I wanted to get into D.O.S.'s following post about milf-y english teachers but damn, them babies is adorables.

Uncle snipelfritz hopes the rest of them are home and taking up all your time like crazy soon (I'm assuming the other three are still in the hospital, not sure, I know it was going to take some time). As I was writing this post a commercial for dog food where people were comparing their dogs to "their boy" and it just made me sick...but maybe that was the booze and chips/salsa.

[Grrface]

Hrrrmmmmm....what's the difference with the Tremolessence new version and time before last version? Gots one of thems up at TGP.......


So. Owen and Tessa.

Dawwww, babies! If the rest of the lot is as cute as those two, you'll have done quite well for yourself, dude.

[MSUsousaphone]

Thanks fellas. Yeah. The other three are close. We could have two more back before Thanksgiving but I think all will be out before December. This is where things get interesting.....

[behndy]

urgle. ADORABLE little human worm babies!

i.... i am frightened into Internal Peen Land at the thought of kids. you suh, are a brave, brave man.

[D.o.S.]

The TB Megathread: come for the boobs, stay for the children.

[Mudfuzz]

The TB Megathread: come for the boobs, stay for the children.

Taste like chicken they do.

[excane]

A little TB fun.

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/f36/expla ... st13463926

Inspired by...

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/f36/expla ... ne-933710/

I want to still be part of the fun

How did Turner or the other jizz bucket not scold you with a slap of their dick on your wrist?

The shit you guys GET AWAY WITH

[MSUsousaphone]

Hahaha....I really didn't think anyone would take it seriously. Was more looking for communal laughter than trolling. But wow. Just wow......