ilovefuzz.com

I finally clicked the link and saw the price. I feel like this ad should be some kind of test/trap. Like if you buy it, the UPS man shows up with the unlacquered guitar case in one hand and a small ball peen hammer in the other. Then you realize what's coming and know in your heart that you fully deserve it.

Might be the perfect guitar if you're starting a clown band.

wow.................I don't even know how to process that

Normally I try to stay pretty positive and open minded, but this thread is taking a sharp turn towards driving me to violence.

Well he does get some points for the purple shirt right?

IMO, he does. That's really the only thing he has goin' for him. Needs to up his guitar game.

All I see is a mustache covered in grease paint. Then I hear screams and I taste pennies.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtOXxH6KVX4[/youtube]

Chankgeez wrote:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hd4SSRajlc[/youtube]

https://www.tumblr.com/search/fender%20custom%C2%A0shop

I kinda like the orange but why not use reflective white for the guard, and do an ebony board with reflective dots?


I hate maple and blocks especially these blocks

Before I squinted, I thought those frets were done with a magic marker.

Dang, that strat is aggressively bad. Its not a fun or wacky or "what were they thinking" kind of ugly, it just hurts my eyes.

Also...

SEX BOMB BABY, YEAH!!!!

yeah it looks like a 5th grade art project, plus it's a strat, the Fender custom shop Tumbler(?) is full of this type of stuff, and then absolutely beautiful custom guitars. there is no middle ground.

hbombgraphics wrote:

For some reason, that guitar reminds me of processed cheese.