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This is gonna be the best party ever. I think Eurobeat should be near perfect.
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Ok, but I'm crossing these two weissbiers off the beer menu: Erdinger, fuck, you are boring. It's not that you're an awful beer, you are just so average it is painful to contemplate. When you're a beer, in a category of beers that are usually interesting and provoke a sensory reaction that is usually pleasurable and interesting to deconstruct from a flavour point of view, average is just so very disappointing.
try competing in the Australian Lagers category next time.
Weihenstephaner: It could be worse kiddo. You could be Erdinger.
Yeah, I've had a couple.
try competing in the Australian Lagers category next time.
Weihenstephaner: It could be worse kiddo. You could be Erdinger.
Yeah, I've had a couple.
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We are totally in charge of coordinating bitch's 21st now.
Actually, we should start working on ILF International meetup of Death.
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Some friends of mine got me a bottle of Kraken rum. Tasty shit. Yarrr.
ummohyeah wrote:Godspeed rule and no amount of tape would make their pedalboards safe from my cum.
BitchPudding wrote: No, I'm THE bitch. The only one allowed here.
How dare you sully my good name.

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Yo if you didn't like Blade Runner then literally fuck you
oh no i am the american public i cant handle slower movies hellllp what is going on what are these terms
oh no i am the american public i cant handle slower movies hellllp what is going on what are these terms
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Achtane wrote:Yo if you didn't like Blade Runner then literally fuck you
oh no i am the american public i cant handle slower movies hellllp what is going on what are these terms
This is precisely why I can't stand a lot of popular movies. The only movie I can't think of that came out recently that goes this route was The Conjuring, and even that felt rushy towards the end.
But as long as they don't fuck up Godzilla again, I wont give a fuck.
ummohyeah wrote:Godspeed rule and no amount of tape would make their pedalboards safe from my cum.
BitchPudding wrote: No, I'm THE bitch. The only one allowed here.
How dare you sully my good name.

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I just had a horrible conversation. My colleagues and I were out at the brewery and one of their roommates I hadn't seen since last fall starts talking to me. He was trying to give me a pep talk about how I should keep my eye on the prize and do better to get my phd.
He said my biggest problem was a lack of confidence. Which isn't far off really, but fuck me man, having someone so accurately relate my flaws to me has never made me want to drink myself to death more. I mean, all he intended to do was encourage me, but what he really did was make me feel worse about myself than I have since that day I posted that horrible stuff in the "Hate, Spite, Rage" thread.
The one nice thing I have in my life right now is this lady I'm seeing who's a music performance master's student. She's sweet and lovely and I feel like I could tell her anything. Even though she's very physically beautiful, but she's easily the most attractive woman I've met. I just hope I don't mess things up with her by being too starry-eyed when I see her.
He said my biggest problem was a lack of confidence. Which isn't far off really, but fuck me man, having someone so accurately relate my flaws to me has never made me want to drink myself to death more. I mean, all he intended to do was encourage me, but what he really did was make me feel worse about myself than I have since that day I posted that horrible stuff in the "Hate, Spite, Rage" thread.

The one nice thing I have in my life right now is this lady I'm seeing who's a music performance master's student. She's sweet and lovely and I feel like I could tell her anything. Even though she's very physically beautiful, but she's easily the most attractive woman I've met. I just hope I don't mess things up with her by being too starry-eyed when I see her.
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BitchPudding wrote:Some friends of mine got me a bottle of Kraken rum. Tasty shit. Yarrr.
Kraken + ginger beer + a twist of lime. So good! Maybe... too good.
wfs1234 wrote:The one nice thing I have in my life right now is this lady I'm seeing who's a music performance master's student. She's sweet and lovely and I feel like I could tell her anything. Even though she's very physically beautiful, but she's easily the most attractive woman I've met. I just hope I don't mess things up with her by being too starry-eyed when I see her.
Treat her like she's the only woman in the world, but don't treat her like she's the only thing you have. Take it slow!

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spacelordmother wrote:wfs1234 wrote:The one nice thing I have in my life right now is this lady I'm seeing who's a music performance master's student. She's sweet and lovely and I feel like I could tell her anything. Even though she's very physically beautiful, but she's easily the most attractive woman I've met. I just hope I don't mess things up with her by being too starry-eyed when I see her.
Treat her like she's the only woman in the world, but don't treat her like she's the only thing you have. Take it slow!
This is the plan, and because I've been furiously working on this research paper latelty I haven't had time to overthink things with her. So, so far so good

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Saturday Night. Wife is at a concert (Cleveland Orchestra). I am home with Jager and octave fuzz.
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spacelordmother wrote:BitchPudding wrote:Some friends of mine got me a bottle of Kraken rum. Tasty shit. Yarrr.
Kraken + ginger beer + a twist of lime. So good! Maybe... too good.
I'll have to try this! Lots of friends have been giving me drink recipes lately now that they know I have some. Didn't know it was so popular with peeps. haha
ummohyeah wrote:Godspeed rule and no amount of tape would make their pedalboards safe from my cum.
BitchPudding wrote: No, I'm THE bitch. The only one allowed here.
How dare you sully my good name.

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1 parts kraken, 3 parts coke. My first rum and coke. Mmmmmm, tasty.
Spacelord got it right man. Take it slow and let things progress naturally. It'll all fall into place.
and on this day, this thread becomes ILF Drunk Advice.
spacelordmother wrote:BitchPudding wrote:Some friends of mine got me a bottle of Kraken rum. Tasty shit. Yarrr.
Kraken + ginger beer + a twist of lime. So good! Maybe... too good.wfs1234 wrote:The one nice thing I have in my life right now is this lady I'm seeing who's a music performance master's student. She's sweet and lovely and I feel like I could tell her anything. Even though she's very physically beautiful, but she's easily the most attractive woman I've met. I just hope I don't mess things up with her by being too starry-eyed when I see her.
Treat her like she's the only woman in the world, but don't treat her like she's the only thing you have. Take it slow!
Spacelord got it right man. Take it slow and let things progress naturally. It'll all fall into place.

and on this day, this thread becomes ILF Drunk Advice.
ummohyeah wrote:Godspeed rule and no amount of tape would make their pedalboards safe from my cum.
BitchPudding wrote: No, I'm THE bitch. The only one allowed here.
How dare you sully my good name.

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Yeahhh Kraken is tasty.
Man, all day drinking is lethal. Got back last night around 10 after drinking since 1, slept in my clothes and woke up at 7:30AM feeling GREAT.
Good craic.
Man, all day drinking is lethal. Got back last night around 10 after drinking since 1, slept in my clothes and woke up at 7:30AM feeling GREAT.
Good craic.
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Can someone explain to me how Texas chain saw massacre 2 is related in any way to Texas chainsaw massacre?
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No not really, just enjoy the hilariously terrible film
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