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Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 12:59 pm
by snipelfritz
Tomato soup. Bleh. Why not just have hot V8 with a spoon?

Chili, my friends. Chili.

And can you really hate on some classic chicken noodle?

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 6:40 pm
by kbit
"Hello, I'd like to place a pick up order for the Yegbe Wat, please."
"Ok, that will be about ten minutes. Thank you."
"...do you want my name?"
"No, thats ok. Ten minutes."

What. Why. Why do you run a restaurant this way.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2016 1:42 am
by Mudfuzz
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Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:42 pm
by D.o.S.
"ok lets truce on calling each other jwar"

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2016 9:08 pm
by snipelfritz
kbit wrote:"Hello, I'd like to place a pick up order for the Yegbe Wat, please."
"Ok, that will be about ten minutes. Thank you."
"...do you want my name?"
"No, thats ok. Ten minutes."

What. Why. Why do you run a restaurant this way.

Yes, this is tragedy. :no: What if someone else orders the same thing, but then gets there before you? I take my take-out very seriously. I don't want people playing fast and loose.

I've been sick in bed the last three days, but starting to feel better. So I've got that going for me.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2016 1:48 am
by Andrew
Uggh, back to work again. I just ate an entire chocolate bunny in a sitting when I got home from work.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2016 6:59 pm
by Achtane
kbit wrote:
Achtane wrote:PREDICTIVE TEXT SHORT STORIES

I think it's mostly just a short-term deal, by the time she was standing in the corner of my room WE WERE DOING ANYTHING TO SAY I LOVE YOU MORE THAN anything else in my head and it's not really about this bullshit around here but it has to happen if you don't need me in the way of your life with chemicals.


These days ago by the end of the week but right now I'm going on with you to do it with a couple people who want the same time. Chappelle's show got a little more than one year from the Craigslist ad before it was the last time you want me. I honestly think of a sudden death of passengers and their parents. They were super cute.


Well, that's all I've done and I can't wait on your unemployment benefits to pick us up naked after alcohol poisoning and cocaine sex slaves. Gimme a fucking sarcophagus and eat the most interesting dildo ever made by any medical marijuana dispensaries in Norfolk botanical gardens.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2016 12:30 pm
by Invisible Man
Achtane wrote:Well, that's all I've done and I can't wait on your unemployment benefits to pick us up naked after alcohol poisoning and cocaine sex slaves. Gimme a fucking sarcophagus and eat the most interesting dildo ever made by any medical marijuana dispensaries in Norfolk botanical gardens.


My favorite Mars Volta lyrics right here.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2016 12:36 pm
by neonblack
Invisible Man wrote:
Achtane wrote:Well, that's all I've done and I can't wait on your unemployment benefits to pick us up naked after alcohol poisoning and cocaine sex slaves. Gimme a fucking sarcophagus and eat the most interesting dildo ever made by any medical marijuana dispensaries in Norfolk botanical gardens.


My favorite Mars Volta lyrics right here.


:rofl:

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2016 12:55 pm
by resincum
..people want to buy my art. this is fucking weird

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 2:41 pm
by Strange Tales
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Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 3:04 pm
by spacelordmother
That whole series I was like WOW THIS IS ALL SO BADASS WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS UP THE THESE LAMEASS LOOKING ANGELS

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 3:05 pm
by Eivind August
YUSS!

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 6:34 pm
by Achtane
I should be some sort of sex toy engineer.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2016 1:18 am
by D.o.S.
If every gun owner shot themselves the world would no longer have a gun problem. :)