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Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:02 pm
by tuffteef
theavondon wrote:tuffteef wrote:theavondon wrote:unownunown wrote:sometimes my room gets too messy to be habitable so i just sleep on the couch instead
I slept on the couch all summer. Didn't sleep in my bed once. NO REASON WHY
so you didnt get laid all summer aswel then
AFTERNOON DELIIIIIIIGHT
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6eE3ydPdDc[/youtube]
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:05 pm
by SPACERITUAL
Jerking the dog off after mom goes to work doesnt count.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:09 pm
by bob the r0bot
I realized that my approach to Valentines day is similar to that of a 50+ year old single woman and, for no reason in particular(at least that I can see) I have become addicted to webcomics
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:09 pm
by theavondon
SPACERITUAL wrote:Jerking the dog off after mom goes to work doesnt count.
I don't have a dog, holmes. The summer was like the last time I was in a stable relationship. WOOPWOOP
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:11 pm
by bob the r0bot
theavondon wrote:I don't have a dog, holmes. The summer was like the last time I was in a stable relationship. WOOPWOOP
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:11 pm
by tuffteef
theavondon wrote:SPACERITUAL wrote:Jerking the dog off after mom goes to work doesnt count.
I don't have a dog, holmes. The summer was like the last time I was in a stable relationship. WOOPWOOP
han solo
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:13 pm
by SPACERITUAL
theavondon wrote:SPACERITUAL wrote:Jerking the dog off after mom goes to work doesnt count.
I don't have a dog, holmes. The summer was like the last time I was in a stable relationship. WOOPWOOP
YOU AINT GOT TO LIE CRAIG.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:23 pm
by theavondon
SPACERITUAL wrote:theavondon wrote:SPACERITUAL wrote:Jerking the dog off after mom goes to work doesnt count.
I don't have a dog, holmes. The summer was like the last time I was in a stable relationship. WOOPWOOP
YOU AINT GOT TO LIE CRAIG.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:27 pm
by snipelfritz
Woah, huge baby pic is huge, and creepy.
foomanfat wrote:I have taken to slapping my friends in the ass when they aren't paying attention.
Saturday, I slapped my buddy while he was leaning over putting on his shoes and left an impressive hand print.
I felt like this couldn't go without comment. I thought of editing it more too make it really gay, but it was just way too easy.
I haven't been in a relationship since Junior year in high school, so like 5 years. I can't help but think I've been better off this way. Although I could really have gone for some regular sextang.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 12:19 am
by foomanfat
I've been playing banjo and I love it.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 12:24 am
by Fuzzy Picklez
foomanfat wrote:I've been playing banjo and I love it.
You act as if this is a bad thing.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 12:31 am
by foomanfat
Fuzzy Picklez wrote:foomanfat wrote:I've been playing banjo and I love it.
You act as if this is a bad thing.
I don't consider it a bad thing, but some around here may.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 2:19 am
by smile_man
I once asked for chicken mcnuggets AT BURGER KING.
the guy was all like "and one of order of chicken MCNUGGETS" in the microphone.
tr00fax.
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 2:21 am
by Mudfuzz
LOL!
Re: The Confessions Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:36 pm
by tuffteef
am i the only one who like has to go to some party where lots of people i hate are going to and not eat like a week before so i can look like super hot for it
LOL