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the_carl wrote:All the good girls need to stop being taken and/or lesbians. Like I started volunteering at this neighborhood cleanup thing on saturdays because this hot chick worked there, but then it turns out she's got a long-term live-in boyfriend. And she's all like, man, you've got so much in common with my brother, you guys she totally be friends. I DON'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOUR BROTHER I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU AND THEN WE MAYBE WE BANG AND STUFF KK?

I'm sorry but I laughed really hard at this. Mostly because I read it like you were doing stand-up.

Seriously though it sucks and that's when you flirt it up/become best friends and get the bf jealous, which annoys the girl and causes the demise of their relationship. In theory. Didn't work for me, but you never know.

Diabolical!

Oh, wait, you mean you didn't just want content, you wanted web design too? for how much? when?

*looks a bills*

Fuck. Fine.

Apparently some dude named blake is more fuckable than i am. Blake. Like if any of your names are blake its cool but like.....Jamie is a better name. When i find you blake your suffering will be legendary. You have no idea who youve just started a pissing war with. Telling a girl she isnt "Allowed to talk" to me is daring me to fuck that pussy in your face you complete bitch boy. I hope you have fun watching me mop the floor with your "girlfriend". As if she didnt tell me she was "in love" with me not a couple days ago. Im going to make you regret ever asserting yourself. When im done with you youll be wearing maxipads.

Work has been so awful tonight god damn.
I just wanna sleep.

THEBEERHAMMER wrote:Apparently some dude named blake is more fuckable than i am. Blake. Like if any of your names are blake its cool but like.....Jamie is a better name. When i find you blake your suffering will be legendary. You have no idea who youve just started a pissing war with. Telling a girl she isnt "Allowed to talk" to me is daring me to fuck that pussy in your face you complete bitch boy. I hope you have fun watching me mop the floor with your "girlfriend". As if she didnt tell me she was "in love" with me not a couple days ago. Im going to make you regret ever asserting yourself. When im done with you youll be wearing maxipads.

I feel like this is could be a monolouge from the R-rated version of Mean Girls.

Like every soap opera ever has a character named Blake in it.

Maybe you're in a daytime reality TV show.

Hes ugly too. Like i dont mind that this chick is fucking someone else....but who the fuck do you think you are telling someone they arent allowed to talk to me?

On the next episode: Blake's evil twin brother, Drake, has been impersonating him to get some of that honey pot.

i have a hairy back

and like, it moves with the fan on and it feels weird

Oh my fucking god.
I hate people with a passion sometimes.
Like right fucking now


Also, eBay is dirty, not deducting their fees right away.
Assholes.

Would rather stick the broken shards of a waffle cone up my arse than do these design docs right now.

I'm fucking mildly irritated.

waiting with great nervousness to hear from a woman i've been talking with online, and fighting a losing battle with the urge to buy another Musima guitar from East Germany. i'm gonna have to sell some shit if i do this.

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Fuck it