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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:36 pm
by Jero
Feet are gross. Keep them away from my shaft.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:38 pm
by DarkAxel
i'm still waiting to get my first footjob
i don't like dirty feet, like clean feet, love beautiful clean feet
and it just amazes me how often have me and my GF been fighting lately
i didn't even think that was possible
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:21 pm
by nad
I've found footjobs to be a quick/safe way to joke about fetishes.
Ballface is still my favourite, but that one can be harder to pull off without getting injured by angry woman.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:32 pm
by the Life Aquatic
paypal fucking just did an automatic withdrawal to my checking account which atm was empty so now after the overdraft fee i owe $40 for a 6 dollar charge
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:46 pm
by Haki
DarkAxel wrote:and it just amazes me how often have me and my GF been fighting lately
i didn't even think that was possible
Surely this has nothing to do with the fact that you're smitten with that new classmate.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:59 pm
by DarkAxel
Haki wrote:DarkAxel wrote:and it just amazes me how often have me and my GF been fighting lately
i didn't even think that was possible
Surely this has nothing to do with the fact that you're smitten with that new classmate.
well it doesn't
my GF doesn't know about it and i don't really spend THAT much time with the classmate and all in all it's not that serious... my GF has been just acting all weird lately... she totally changed her way of kissing to less pleasant, today she acted like a spoiled brat... and so on
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:50 pm
by warwick.hoy
In RE: Dark's GF, I sense some changes around the corner maybe time to get a little close to new classmate.
BUT DON'T CHEAT ON YOUR CURRENT GF UNLESS YOU ARE TRYING TO BE A DICK.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 5:05 pm
by DarkAxel
you know it's a bit of a rollercoaster relationship, but still we are very fond of each other... those are just bumps... that fucking piss me off! but still... minor bumps... temporal problems caused by a fact she's a bit emotionally cold etc.
yeah, exactly... i cheated on my former GFs and it's not worth it... i just feel so shitty afterwards... no way i want to do it
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 5:44 pm
by warwick.hoy
As long as they aren't red bumps on your genitalia
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:52 pm
by foomanfat
The guitar player from the band that I was considering joining is now dating the girl that I'm interested in.
He knew I was into her. I will not be joining that band.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:07 pm
by bob the r0bot
foomanfat wrote:The guitar player from the band that I was considering joining is now dating the girl that I'm interested in.
He knew I was into her. I will not be joining that band.
total violation of the bro code.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:12 pm
by snipelfritz
foomanfat wrote:The guitar player from the band that I was considering joining is now dating the girl that I'm interested in.
He knew I was into her. I will not be joining that band.
Well it sounds like he's the one who's getting
into her. I'm sorry
This sounds like the back-story for an eighties movie. You're now the lovable underdog who's going to win the battle of the bands, get the girl, and show up your asshole boss. Oh, and win some kind of extreme sports race/competition. Most likely motocross or skiing, but surfing, skateboarding, and break-dancing are always options.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:14 pm
by Fuzzy Picklez
snipelfritz wrote:foomanfat wrote:The guitar player from the band that I was considering joining is now dating the girl that I'm interested in.
He knew I was into her. I will not be joining that band.
Well it sounds like he's the one who's getting
into her. I'm sorry
This sounds like the back-story for an eighties movie. You're now the lovable underdog who's going to win the battle of the bands, get the girl, and show up your asshole boss. Oh, and win some kind of extreme sports race/competition. Most likely motocross or skiing, but surfing, skateboarding, and break-dancing are always options.
What about drag racing?
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:28 pm
by dubkitty
totally skateboarding. and playing in a band that seems punk to movie producers, but is actually on the Matthew Sweet tip.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:29 pm
by snipelfritz
Fuzzy Picklez wrote:snipelfritz wrote:foomanfat wrote:The guitar player from the band that I was considering joining is now dating the girl that I'm interested in.
He knew I was into her. I will not be joining that band.
Well it sounds like he's the one who's getting
into her. I'm sorry
This sounds like the back-story for an eighties movie. You're now the lovable underdog who's going to win the battle of the bands, get the girl, and show up your asshole boss. Oh, and win some kind of extreme sports race/competition. Most likely motocross or skiing, but surfing, skateboarding, and break-dancing are always options.
What about drag racing?
For sure. That wasn't meant to be an all-inclusive list. Hot-dog eating and cocaine smuggling are two other possibilities.