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There goes my set-up.

There goes the neighborhood

Oh I think the neighborhood went a few pages back.

I don't really have any strange sex stories and that's bumming me out (kind of).

My life is pedestrian. I must live vicariously through my brothers and sisters in fuzz (literally, in fuzz, heh).

You are not missing anything. If I could do life again, I would have stayed a virgin and became a wizard. I am years removed from my escapades at this point and I don't miss it. Doug Stanhope's thoughts on losing one's sex drive are more or less exactly what I think these days.

$harkToootth wrote:You are not missing anything. If I could do life again, I would have stayed a virgin and became a wizard. I am years removed from my escapades at this point and I don't miss it. Doug Stanhope's thoughts on losing one's sex drive are more or less exactly what I think these days.

I'd give up a lot of things to become a Wizard.

Dick Wizards in the Year 2017!

Sign me up. You and I can be the Dick Wiz Bros.

Dyck Wyzzyrd

Now we're talkin band name.

Wow! I lost track of this thread at page 5. Catching up was a fucking rollercoaster.

On that note

$harkToootth wrote:You are not missing anything. If I could do life again, I would have stayed a virgin and became a wizard. I am years removed from my escapades at this point and I don't miss it. Doug Stanhope's thoughts on losing one's sex drive are more or less exactly what I think these days.

I relate more to Dave Chapelle's approach to sex, ie. fucking feet and finishing off with a SKEET SKEET SKEET

saw that^ the other day at a buds house....he's gotta good ''ive been threw this fame shit'' attitude now.....that juicy pussy segment was fun with this older chick on the couch..."watchu know bout dat juicey pussy gurl?" but to keep up with the fun....yall know about furry? some cant get a hard on without an animal suit on.

...tiny tim explained all about getting it on without a hardon when he guest stared on the howard stern show for the 3 or 4th time....some guy wanted to inject some "medicine" into his cock like he was, saying it cures dysfunction ....yikes.

and yeah your not missing anything not going on mr toads wild ride...-know thy self, love thy self-...many times ive scowered the area fueled by primal lust only to return home with tired feet and broken dreams..!man! that just reminded me! I once.. okay! here we go!
I once was fucking my girl with these trogan icey hot condoms...one side is ice, the other hot...so you can get a warm feeling on your dong while inside her or him, & it feels "cool" vice-versa .... so, DONT EVER TRY THEM! at first it was like "oh this is nice, you okay?" - "it feels weird".... then slowly it becomes too hot, then the cold turns your area numb....it became so warm my wang was bright red as I ripped it off to throw at the wall in anger...so we recouped and went onto the trogan web site to complain threw e-mail in which a week later they responded with free condoms.......part of the email was something like "instead of being a fulfilling product, it has left us with unknown pleasures and broken dreams"
..ive also tried their lamb skin condoms in which it hankers back to the olden days where birth control was managed with goat or lamb intestines, just tie off the ends and bam! natures own.

I may be getting ghosted? Waitress stopped responding. She seemed into me though.

So the real question... Leave it alone or pop into the sushi bar for a drink after work tonight? You know, on the off chance she lost her phone?

I've never been good at playing it cool. No reason to start now.

neonblack wrote:I may be getting ghosted? Waitress stopped responding. She seemed into me though.

So the real question... Leave it alone or pop into the sushi bar for a drink after work tonight? You know, on the off chance she lost her phone?

I've never been good at playing it cool. No reason to start now.

My motto these days is straight D. Glover.

"I'm too old for this shit."

Ain't got no time for games.

To quote another great, A. Cooper:

"I'm a hungry man and I don't want pizza. I blow down your house and then I'm gonna eat ya. Bring you to a simmer right on time. Run my greasy fingers up your greasy spine."

neonblack wrote:I may be getting ghosted? Waitress stopped responding. She seemed into me though.

So the real question... Leave it alone or pop into the sushi bar for a drink after work tonight? You know, on the off chance she lost her phone?

I've never been good at playing it cool. No reason to start now.

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