How long is thy dong? 2018 DAD DICK EDITION

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HOW LONG IS YOUR DONG? The 2018 Dad Dick Edition! Large dongs need not apply.

1-3 inches (it's the ILF norm. You're ok with it being small because, honestly, you're not going to get laid, so who cares?).
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5%
4-5 inches (you have a large penis. We get it! SO WHAT!! Do you use it??? Bet you don't buddy!!!).
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No votes
6 inches (This makes you the equivalent of a sexual god. At this point, we don't believe it but we're willing to look at photo evidence).
4
21%
Any over 6-7 inches (I'm a liar for voting here. I know it, you know. ILF has determined only small penises exist here. Soooooooooooooo....yea. You're still not going to get laid bruh).
4
21%
I don't have a penis but I wish I did.
1
5%
I don't have a penis and I'm happy about that, so like, fuck you assholes.
2
11%
ILF is obsessed with cocks.
7
37%
 
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Re: How long is your dong? 2014 FLOPPY EDITION

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my balls are more relaxed when i drink
if i sent dick pics to people now would be the time i guess
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Achtane wrote:my balls are more relaxed when i drink
if i sent dick pics to people now would be the time i guess
ha new page

Reminded me of the best image I ever shared here:
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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

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dubkitty wrote:stiff, or floppy?


this is an important distinction.
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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

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aens_wife wrote:
dubkitty wrote:stiff, or floppy?


this is an important distinction.



After you have kids, this question is no longer relevant. :)
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Re: How long is your dong? 2014 FLOPPY EDITION

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BONER BUMP
"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".

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Re: How long is your dong? 2015 EXTRA HARD EDITION

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THE EXTRA HARD EDITION WITH NEW POLL OPTIONS!!!!!!!!!!
"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".

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Where's your avatar?
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It's showing up for me. I'm not sure what's going on.
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There's a graf writer around here named "Boner":

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I thought of you. :hello:
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Insert dildo jokes, please.
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aens_wife wrote:Insert dildo, jokes please.

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Re: How long is your dong? 2015 EXTRA HARD EDITION

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oh man this thread.

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jwar wrote:It's showing up for me. I'm not sure what's going on.

TWHS
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Man, somewhere I got some ultra high resolution pictures of my flaccid penis...

My penis is the great old one that sleeps below the waves in R'lyeh, a sight that drives human into pure madness. I don't see an option for that?

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Re: How long is your dong? 2015 EXTRA HARD EDITION

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D.o.S. wrote:oh man this thread.

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I assume that circle in the middle is the glory hole.
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