You Might Belong on ILF If...

[Schlatte]

... you only log on to TGP if you want a cheap laugh...

[Gearmond]

your entire rig cost as much as a single TGP regular's guitar

[Fuzzy Fred]

I've never been to TGP and I have no idea what that is. Please enlighten me

[rfurtkamp]

I've never been to TGP and I have no idea what that is. Please enlighten me

General-purpose guitar forum.

If your idea of guitar is "Very expensive guitar into very expensive vintage amp, nothing else applies", you have a voodoo shrine to SRV where chickens are killed regularly, and you cry at the thought of any music made since disco...

...you'll be happy.

[Fuzzy Fred]

I've never been to TGP and I have no idea what that is. Please enlighten me

General-purpose guitar forum.

If your idea of guitar is "Very expensive guitar into very expensive vintage amp, nothing else applies", you have a voodoo shrine to SRV where chickens are killed regularly, and you cry at the thought of any music made since disco...

...you'll be happy.

I like expensive guitars, I like expensive vintage amps (well I lie, I'm very partial to silverface Fenders, so I imagine they shit all over those) and I don't have to SRV nor will I ever, so I don't think I'll stop by

[D.o.S.]

you sell rocks to at risk youth.

[Fuzzy Fred]

So I go to the gear page, just out of curiosity, and I'm not sure if they are joking or not...

http://www.thegearpage.net/board/showth ... p?t=953176

[Fuzzy Fred]

Ok, I'm pissing myself with laughter now

http://www.thegearpage.net/board/showth ... p?t=952909

I love this forum! I wanna join just to laugh

[MEC]

you sell rocks to at risk youth.

...you sell at risk youths for rocks.

or

.... you can't stay on topic or derail threads with post that could go in an existing thread.

So I go to the gear page, just out of curiosity, and I'm not sure if they are joking or not...

http://www.thegearpage.net/board/showth ... p?t=953176

Ok, I'm pissing myself with laughter now

http://www.thegearpage.net/board/showth ... p?t=952909

I love this forum! I wanna join just to laugh

viewtopic.php?f=42&t=16953&hilit=tgp+fail

[D.o.S.]

you sell rocks to at risk youth.

...you sell at risk youths for rocks.

Innovative. I like it.

[Gearmond]

if you have spent more in total on pedals than on anything else in your life

[Ilikewater]

you can't play guitar because the power went out.

[Bassus Sanguinis]

Ok, I'm pissing myself with laughter now

http://www.thegearpage.net/board/showth ... p?t=952909

I love this forum! I wanna join just to laugh

priceless!

HOW COME nobody suggested a stapler? Or setting it on fire or selling it to buy the prescription drugs the guys clearly isn't taking? And to that he'd promptly laugh and tell everybody to just please fuck off, he changed his mind already and put in an improvised pickup that feedbacks like a mofo.

Yeah, that kind of things clearly state whether or not You're logged in here.

ALSO:
You might belong on ILF if, when ever a small builder releases a new, raunchy as hell fuzz, You either flip another pedal to get a first patch model; AND then start posting feeler PMs and strive to be the first who has a custom model of that mentioned model that now oscillates and/or is glitchy gated random note arpeggiator and/or is an always-on model or has simply doubled the features of the original.

[rfurtkamp]

you can't play guitar because the power went out.

I prepared for that, have one of the old Crate Taxis. Half dozen pedals, few hours of juice, I'm ready to get vaporized by the Yellowstone Caldera lighting off.

[Schlatte]

ALSO:
You might belong on ILF if, when ever a small builder releases a new, raunchy as hell fuzz, You either flip another pedal to get a first patch model; AND then start posting feeler PMs and strive to be the first who has a custom model of that mentioned model that now oscillates and/or is glitchy gated random note arpeggiator and/or is an always-on model or has simply doubled the features of the original.

Idk if you are aware of the fact that:

1. i AM a small builder
2. i just released another version of one of my fuzz pedals
3. it IS raunchy as hell
4. it feeds back, oscillates and glitches like crazy
5. it has two knobs and a switch more than the original
6. there is currently only one in existence....

[/shameless self promotion]