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I always get stuff shipped to my folks' place too, it's much easier seeing as I live in a basement suite and one of them is home a lot more than I am. But it sucks when they don't bother letting me know that packages for me have shown up and they end up sitting there for a week until I pop in.

My 9-day-old son just sharted so forcefully, it managed to exit his diaper, go through his onesie, a blanket, and two layers of my wife's clothing. And the look on her face may have been the funniest moment of my life.

SPACERITUAL wrote:

colin wrote:I'm baking cinnamon buns (albeit from a can)! Damn they're starting to smell good.

I WANT ONE! DIBS.

im srsly gonna go buy a cinnabun for lunch now and a jug of coffee and lick all that sweet white cinna juice off it

bigchiefbc wrote:My 9-day-old son just sharted so forcefully, it managed to exit his diaper, go through his onesie, a blanket, and two layers of my wife's clothing. And the look on her face may have been the funniest moment of my life.

lol i can imagine

(even though i'm just 18, i felt a warm feeling inside me reading this... i guess i kinda look forward to family life i'd like to be a father i never had)

i just applied to another college! happiness and anxiety all over.

that brings me up to six. this one i'm pretty sure i'll get into (i wish i could say the same for all the others hahaha)

Well, just made and ate a muffin waffle and it was pretty awesome.


Hooray for laziness leading to innovation

The Vancouver Canucks beat the crap out of the Calgary Flames (7-2). Man I hate the fucking Flames.

chamomile hash tea, and the Smashing Pumpkins.

all is right in the world

The girl of my fancy just said those three magic words.

"Let's trade Pokemon!"

^^ i'm calling the cops.^^

comtrails70 wrote:^^ i'm calling the cops.^^

OH GOD.

SHE'S 18 I SWEAR.

bigchiefbc wrote:My 9-day-old son just sharted so forcefully, it managed to exit his diaper, go through his onesie, a blanket, and two layers of my wife's clothing. And the look on her face may have been the funniest moment of my life.

hahahahaha I read that as "my 9 YEAR-old son..."

Jero wrote:

bigchiefbc wrote:My 9-day-old son just sharted so forcefully, it managed to exit his diaper, go through his onesie, a blanket, and two layers of my wife's clothing. And the look on her face may have been the funniest moment of my life.

hahahahaha I read that as "my 9 YEAR-old son..."

DUDE, i did the same thing. Beer came out of my nose.

I <3 Kirbychorus.

PumpkinPieces wrote:The girl of my fancy just said those three magic words.

"Let's trade Pokemon!"