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Achtane wrote:Going camping in a couple of days.
I'm so unprepared.

Unprepared camping trip are the most fun. Enjoy

The Old Souls and those that can see Them...

There is an owl about right now, I have mix feelings about this, on one hand I like owls and it is a very pretty owl as owls go, and I like what owls do, on the other hand this owl can be nosy as fuck at times it shouldn't like 4 in the fucking morning and I like to sleep with my window open until it gets too cold to do .

Owl thoughts are pretty cool thoughts.

If I could draw, I'd draw a comic with an owl just sitting around and then someone comes out of nowhere and smacks it and says "IT'S WHOM!!!"

Ugh Owls are sooooo loud. I just want to sleep.

Yeah pretty, wise etc etc... SLEEEP THOUGH

They're nocturnal.
For them that's just 9-5 shit.
They probably think you're weird because you sleep at night, live in some old branches that used to be a perfectly good tree, which you then cut up for whatever reason to build what can only be described as a hole above the ground. Then you go and cook your damn food on that fire shit to kill it twice, instead of eating all this mad live stuff that's crawling around all convenient and shit.
Pfft. Humans.

Also, your night vision sucks and your neck flexibility is weak.
Nice feather patterning, dicks.

So we have a new outside sales rep at my job place. He brought in his personal computer so we could set up a few things on there that he would use. So we open up his laptop, and his background is just a display of various hand lotions that you'd find at a CVS or Walgreens or something. Really fucking weird.

That's almost worse than something overtly offensive.

Both my coworker and I are too scared to actually look through his computer. Like, we would need paid medical leave scared.

his favorite brands to jerk with

maybe he moonlights as an aspiring hand model

So I just counted and I own a little over 2000€ of law books. 2000€.

So dumb how much money they make you waste on books.
But, as a lawyer you need all those shelves of rich mahogany full of leather bound law books in your office to give that air of authority. That's just how it is.

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