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I'm suffering from genital anxiety disorder

The beatings will cease once morale improves.

My morale might be higher if I got smacked around every once in a while

Apparently a lot of people stop 'the beatings' (or the flicking) and then the morale improves.

Well they say nobody else can love you till you love yourself.

The Masturbation Superhighway is always here to welcome you back.

Hey! Help! I'm drinking with a girl from work that I'm like 75% sure is into me. But my game is gone and she's going out of town for 2 weeks. How do I propose a casual makeout sesh?

neonblack wrote:she's going out of town for 2 weeks.

I swear this is every fucking situation you've mentioned in this thread.

Yeah well I put it out there and got let down easy.

Oh well! I'm gonna go full Ron Swanson. No women. Lots of brown liquor. Cabin in the woods. Sounds good.

I'm going to one up 'pathetic' you Neon...last night...because of this fucking thread....I had a DREAM where I was 'let down easy'
I literally get turned down in my dreams...unbelievable
Also, pertinent to the thread...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG1uBj2gpew[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG1uBj2gpew

neonblack wrote:Yeah well I put it out there and got let down easy.

Oh well! I'm gonna go full Ron Swanson. No women. Lots of brown liquor. Cabin in the woods. Sounds good.

Time to go land animal again and have yourself a Turf n' Turf.

I ate a single piece of pepperoni last night in a moment of fuck it

I laugh, but know that I’d be in the same boat if i wasn’t married.