The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread...

[warwick.hoy]

Feet are gross. My feet are gross,..your feet are gross,...his feet are gross,...Rainman's feet a gross,.. don't put that in your mouth and DO NOT TRY TO GIVE ME A FOOT JOB OR I WILL D to the P you Donkey Puncherelli style.

I've never been a nail biter. Filthy habit,...instead I smoke cigarettes,...not nearly as filthy.

[warwick.hoy]

SERIOUSLY GET YOUR DIRTY FEET AWAY FROM MY COCK AND BALLS!!!

[snipelfritz]

Has somebody ever seriously tried giving you a footjob without saying something first? That strikes me as the kind of thing you'd have to ask for. Unless your partner really likes to feel dick on their feet. I dunno, just seems a little fetishy(but can feet be a fetish? they are a part of the body).

I'm with you, what is sexy about feet? Seems like just about the least sexiest part of the body. Lazy bitches are just lazy, wanna lay back and kick their feet around instead of giving me mah satisfaction. Then again, I supposed I'd rather be getting a footjob to the no-job I'm getting right now.

[Fuzzy Picklez]

I would rather have nothing, than someone's filthy, disgusting, rotting feet all over my dick.
Not cool.

[Jenesis]

I knew this autistic kid in hikeschool that used to bite his toenails. It made me want to barf.

I can't wait 'til I go to hikeschool.

[warwick.hoy]

Has somebody ever seriously tried giving you a footjob without saying something first? That strikes me as the kind of thing you'd have to ask for. Unless your partner really likes to feel dick on their feet. I dunno, just seems a little fetishy(but can feet be a fetish? they are a part of the body).

I'm with you, what is sexy about feet? Seems like just about the least sexiest part of the body. Lazy bitches are just lazy, wanna lay back and kick their feet around instead of giving me mah satisfaction. Then again, I supposed I'd rather be getting a footjob to the no-job I'm getting right now.

Well actually I had a girl with her foot up my shorts on a hot summer night,...but she wasn't putting out cause I was a virgin. That was a furious masturbation that night. But since then no I have never had a surprise footseck nor been offered a foot job,...

and not to be a dick,...but....

no-job I'm getting right now.

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[snipelfritz]

Yeah, I set myself up for that one.

[McSpunckle]

I've had a footjob before. It was neat.

[SPACERITUAL]

ew

[McSpunckle]

OH WAT. This coming from the same guy that said "Getting your dick shit on isn't so bad."

[snipelfritz]

I'm curious as to how that can even work, but not enough to look for video evidence. I can imagine the "positioning," but personally, I need some considerable speed and grip to really finish the job.

God I'm bored.

Also, there's a big difference between getting shit on your dick and getting your dick shit on.

[tuffteef]

I've had a footjob before. It was neat.

kinky

[snipelfritz]

I've had a footjob before. It was neat.

kinky

Yeah, just not my kink. I don't mean to be hatin' on footjobs. Just that I can think of a number of other thangs I'd prefer.

Two words: nipple clamps.

[tuffteef]

I've had a footjob before. It was neat.

kinky

Yeah, just not my kink. I don't mean to be hatin' on footjobs. Just that I can think of a number of other thangs I'd prefer.

Two words: nipple clamps.

why does charlie sheen come to mind

[snipelfritz]

What about Uncle Charlie?