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phantasmagorovich wrote:

goroth wrote:

snipelfritz wrote:

goroth wrote:What are the odds that two or more ILFers were talking about tits on the same day?

Probably quite high.

Dude, the birds, not the tentacle porn love objects.

Hurm, I'd have to find out what a tit-bird is in german and then I might say if or if not I talk about them as well.

Google it then try and explain it to the wife

I smell.

therefore i am.

one of my favorite things about Lulu the cat is that she likes the way i smell.

maz91379 wrote:Calvin Klein Obsession makes cats like you. It's creepy they lick u and shit. http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142 ... 36786.html

That's really interesting. That got me thinking how scientific you could get with designing colognes that would attract the attention of a human...in a good way. People just want to be around you because you smell so fucking good. Ive never thought that smelling someone's cologne or perfume. 95% of the time, I think it smells bad. I rather smell yo nature. I'm buying some fucking cK Obsession. Watch the bitches flock. Wakaflaka ova my way.

I just hang out in places that generally smell so much that your own scent doesn't matter.

Also, I think I'm crossing over from "still-drunk" to hangover.

guhhh... I've had a pretty full schedule lately... things for school are adding up.. final year just sucks major balls. Rehearsals with the brass band for the big concert on april 5th...
Actually, I don't really know if this should go here or in the happiness thread, but I got my call from the military.. From July 8th you can call me private schlatte... that is good because the sooner I have that shit behind me I can start working - I got offered a job (yay!), but the bad thing is that I am not in the chill regiment... no.. I'm with the hardcore- ish guys that blow stuff up and build bridges for tanks and stuff.... yeah.. like austria needs that kind of stuff... anyways.. If everything goes as planned I can start working as an engineer in circuit development by late january 2014.. god I hope all goes well...

Lucas, you should've joined the navy. You could become an officer and have seven kids and a dead wife and then start banging the nanny.

austria doesn't have a navy... and the only air force stuff we have are 4 fighter jets that don't work half of the time, 2 hercules planes that carry human aid stuff to other countries all the time and a few helicopters that stay on the ground most of the time because they're too expensive to operate... really.. our military is a piece of shit. nobody needs it anyways.. we're a EU country in the middle of friendly states and nobody is threatening us with war... I'm glad about that.. don't get me wrong.. I'm just saying that the fact that every male citizen over the age of 18 has to serve in the military is overkill.. probably costs more money than it's worth.

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I think I'm getting sick.

At first I thought it was just a hangover, but now I dunno.

I hate being sick, and I hate having to call in sick, especially since tomorrow is my last night at this job.

it's endless winter here in central europe and it's driving me crazy

like really, really crazy... every other day I woke up in this dizziness and self-loathing, i feel absolutely unmotivated and purposeless

the other days i'm with my girlfriend which helps immensely

It's endless winter here too.

I think we need to change the ILF logo from winter-style, to something fresh and snappy.

i dont think youll like the chicks
that cologne attracts
ask anyone from new jersey
wallow in your manmusk
unless your into the idea of clubbin

Shampoo runs into my eyes
Washrag slips outta my hands
Accidentally palm strike myself in the nuts while instinctively trying to catch it

SHOWERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE RELAXING.