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This thread got heavy. Condolences action index dude.

goroth wrote:This thread got heavy. Condolences action index dude.

On a lighter note...new band name: Heavy Thread

I DON'T WANNA GO TO WORK.

Work fucking sucked. I slipped on the same patch of ice twice. A bunch of people threw their empty bottles in a trash can WITH A FUCKING BAG IN IT. So I end up picking up this bag, having to cradle it halfway across the bar only to have it rip and break bottles on the floor I had already swept/mopped. Then the same bag fell out on the sidewalk after all the boxes had fallen. I finally get the shit in the dumpsters. Then I head in and realize my hand is bleeding quite badly. My coworker fucking disappears on me when we've still got shit to do. fuck it all.

Now I'm flirting with some fat chick on FB. I could totally nail that. I don't really want to, but I'm kinda manic and angry and want to fuck someone. It certianly wont happen tonight, but, yeah. Life is just being a fucking rollercoaster lately.

maz91379 wrote:was super hung over today after a weird night.

What fucking time is it there bro?

Like noon?

lol, it's 4 AM here.

snipelfritz wrote:Now I'm flirting with some fat chick on FB. I could totally nail that. I don't really want to, but I'm kinda manic and angry and want to fuck someone. It certianly wont happen tonight, but, yeah. Life is just being a fucking rollercoaster lately.

I like fat chicks. Do it. Take pics.

Condolences, dudes.

Im really getting irritated with the networks spacing shows out to one or two episodes a month. like id really like to only have to wait a week to see what happens on nashville. Like maybe one day hayden panettiere takes her clothes off and "BONE ME BEERHAMMER" is tattooed on her ass. I know im just a beer but i can dream goddamnit.

How the fuck can USPS lose two separate pedal parcels from two different parts of the USA in two different sort depots??

8 weeks missing on one and 6 weeks missing on the other. I don't have the cash to write off stuff like this. The only way I ever fund stuff is via selling what I have. I've not lost anything shipped internationally in years and now two are gone at the same time. Just awesome...

THEBEERHAMMER wrote:Im really getting irritated with the networks spacing shows out to one or two episodes a month. like id really like to only have to wait a week to see what happens on nashville. Like maybe one day hayden panettiere takes her clothes off and "BONE ME BEERHAMMER" is tattooed on her ass. I know im just a beer but i can dream goddamnit.

BEERHAMMER'D

psychedelicrelic wrote:

snipelfritz wrote:Now I'm flirting with some fat chick on FB. I could totally nail that. I don't really want to, but I'm kinda manic and angry and want to fuck someone. It certianly wont happen tonight, but, yeah. Life is just being a fucking rollercoaster lately.

I like fat chicks. Do it. Take pics.

Lol, I totes got her to send a picture of her tittay.

My parents are being dicks about me using the car since I came home high last week. But theyre going out of town for the weekend, so...

snipelfritz wrote:

psychedelicrelic wrote:

snipelfritz wrote:Now I'm flirting with some fat chick on FB. I could totally nail that. I don't really want to, but I'm kinda manic and angry and want to fuck someone. It certianly wont happen tonight, but, yeah. Life is just being a fucking rollercoaster lately.

I like fat chicks. Do it. Take pics.

Lol, I totes got her to send a picture of her tittay.

My parents are being dicks about me using the car since I came home high last week. But theyre going out of town for the weekend, so...

Fuck yeah. Tits are awesome. All tits. I don't care what they look like, I'd like to see them.
( I'm not saying I want to see the tits of girls your talking to, just in general.)

psychedelicrelic wrote:

snipelfritz wrote:

psychedelicrelic wrote:

snipelfritz wrote:Now I'm flirting with some fat chick on FB. I could totally nail that. I don't really want to, but I'm kinda manic and angry and want to fuck someone. It certianly wont happen tonight, but, yeah. Life is just being a fucking rollercoaster lately.

I like fat chicks. Do it. Take pics.

Lol, I totes got her to send a picture of her tittay.

My parents are being dicks about me using the car since I came home high last week. But theyre going out of town for the weekend, so...

Fuck yeah. Tits are awesome. All tits. I don't care what they look like, I'd like to see them.
( I'm not saying I want to see the tits of girls your talking to, just in general.)

This thread took such a fantastic turnaround.

Does this conversation now belong in the TB/TalkBoobies/TalkBehndy thread?