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Boy am I sick of well-meaning people who don't really know me, trying to talk me out of my own god damn opinions. Like why don't you just tell me my whole life is a fairy tale and that I am not qualified to draw my own conclusions. I think when people do that, they really don't want to believe that I could be right, because that would mean their own lives are part of the cosmic joke as well.

DarkAxel wrote:What?

i'm talking more about... well coming back to puberty, being a troubled teenager (while being 21), wanting to be someone else, feeling sick about myself and shit

Oh, well, I was making a masturbation joke. Some of us are trying to stay classy here.

I'm worried I might have tetanus. It's probably just that I'm cold and paranoid, but I'm worried about it since it was mentioned :|

I cut my finger a couple days ago on my car's front end and I've been worried about it since then.

D.o.S. wrote:

DarkAxel wrote:What?

i'm talking more about... well coming back to puberty, being a troubled teenager (while being 21), wanting to be someone else, feeling sick about myself and shit

Oh, well, I was making a masturbation joke. Some of us are trying to stay classy here.

thought so

i might just need some change... like a different haircut or something?

John wrote:Boy am I sick of well-meaning people who don't really know me, trying to talk me out of my own god damn opinions. Like why don't you just tell me my whole life is a fairy tale and that I am not qualified to draw my own conclusions. I think when people do that, they really don't want to believe that I could be right, because that would mean their own lives are part of the cosmic joke as well.

im not even gonna bust yer chops
or try to be witty
because im a well meaning person
that may or may not know you
i guess thats kinda up to you
but how did you get to be part of the cosmic joke
my life is the material cosmos tried out at the comedy cellar
on a tuesday night
and trust me
it never made it to the hbo special
some guy in a hawaiian shirt at bananas in bumfuck, wherever
has been recycling my joke life since 79
eh i guess that was a stab at witty
i have intimacy issues
so im gonna tell you i love you on the internet john
please dont bring it up on thursday
ps. fuck that guy,even/especially if its me

IEatCats wrote:I'm worried I might have tetanus. It's probably just that I'm cold and paranoid, but I'm worried about it since it was mentioned :|

I cut my finger a couple days ago on my car's front end and I've been worried about it since then.

dude
your havin shit luck lately
you got some lockjaw or what

Get a tetanus injection. Hurts like fuck the day after but it shouldn't be that expensive.

goroth wrote:Get a tetanus injection. Hurts like fuck the day after but it shouldn't be that expensive.

it hurts?

i thought it was kinky
the nurse just yanked my pants down like she was about to fuck me in the ass

This bitch passenger in the accident I was in is claiming she has some injuries now. When I asked 4 god damn times at the scene if everyone was alright she said they were fine, now she's claiming she's got a concussion and fucking neck problems.

I swear to Christ after the last few days I've had, if I get some fucking legal paperwork in the mail with some bullshit lawsuit I'm going fucking ape shit. I am not going to fucking deal with this shit.

I woke up in the middle of the night with a terrible stomach virus that has kept me awake pretty much from 1a-present

goroth wrote:Hurts like fuck the day after but it shouldn't be that expensive.

Where's Chanks when you need him?

Been spending the last month trying to apply for general assistance/medicare/disability/social security so I can enroll in a $650 DUI program without having to pay the $200 down payment because I don't have any money/job and if I don't take the class I have to serve 90 days jail time for a Wet Reckless because I smelled like pot from smoking HOURS before I got in the car and I admitted it to the officer on my visit to Seaside from San Francisco to visit my mom on mothers day. Which would be a lot easier if I had a licence but I can't have it reinstated until after I complete the class. So I say fuck it, do what I got to do and then practice bass all day. At least I've got a home and a full belly. Sucks being sober now though...

the waiting for my repaired Wampler+a new one is killing me... okay, i learned how to get the most from my Digitech PDS 20/20, but those digital repeats are not doing it for me that much

DarkAxel wrote:the waiting for my repaired Wampler+a new one is killing me... okay, i learned how to get the most from my Digitech PDS 20/20, but those digital repeats are not doing it for me that much

I know how you feel, I'm waiting on Alan of Mountainking to finish up repairs on my megalith (my only pedal )

goroth wrote:

goroth wrote:Hurts like fuck the day after but it shouldn't be that expensive.

Where's Chanks when you need him?