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Re: FOR GOD SAKES MAN POST SOME BOOBS (TB Mega Thread)
My ex had ulcers (which didn't help her general disposition much) but after a few years of careful eating and meds, she seems to be over most of the worst of it, so apparently there's hope.
Feel better, dude!
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I know people have gotten a LOT better with such problems using walnut honey and/or cannabis oil/smoking weed.
You might want to give one a shot.
You might want to give one a shot.


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Didn't notice the stomach ailment bits earlier, because I'm a selfish bastard only searching for boobs. I've had stomach issues my whole life best I can tell. Check into papaya enzymes, black licorice, and apple cider vinegar. These things help my acid reflux quite greatly. Not the same as ulcers obviously, but hooray for rotted gut! 

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Yeh... I ate something that didn't agree with me on Friday, and it's been lingering like a bastid. Haven't actually puked, but been having stomach pains off and on ever since. Pretty sucktastic.
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spacelordmother wrote:Grrface wrote:The premise: A girl read from a book whilst being pleasured beneath the table.
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This shit got me harder than anything redtube has to offer. I want this on late night heavy rotation.
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phantasmagorovich wrote:spacelordmother wrote:Grrface wrote:The premise: A girl read from a book whilst being pleasured beneath the table.
The results:NSFW: show
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This shit got me harder than anything redtube has to offer. I want this on late night heavy rotation.

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madmax1012 wrote:phantasmagorovich wrote:spacelordmother wrote:Grrface wrote:The premise: A girl read from a book whilst being pleasured beneath the table.
The results:NSFW: show
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This shit got me harder than anything redtube has to offer. I want this on late night heavy rotation.
I imagine he's got some really hot girl talking crazy sex talk in those mickey mouse headphones. :P
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Readgasm = Super Fucking Hawt. ridiculous.
Deltz - shit man. i'm sorry. i had a weird thing where i was producing too much stomach acid. wasn't even an ulcer and it was HORRIFICALLY painful. i was lucky that mine was resolved over a few months of medication. stay up Big Pimpin.
Ben The Carl Chief - gots them monies. don't have your addy. if you pm'd me i'll grab it soon. shippings... ENSUE.
Absence - sorry to anybody that pm'd me or anything here. i've been just fucked last week. i've talked about how much i love the stuff we're doing with the Blood Party thing and how it's the most fun and exciting thing i've ever done musically. me and Paul are going to look for somebody else, so the core is still there, but conflicts have led to Syren deciding she wants out. i've been through it with bands before, just not one i cared about this much. kinda had me wrecked as hell. i liked her a lot personally as well as somebody to play music with, so it's been really fucking hard. lol. not like we had done anything big, but i'm bummed that something i thought was beautiful is either done or at least different.
me and Paul are going to be looking for a keyboardist that can sing shortly, we're debating canceling the three or four gigs we have booked now or trying to add some looped bass bits/go noiseier/go messier and do them instrumental. it was a situation where i think it would have gone bad with the 3 of us eventually, so sooner is better than later, but sucks that we just started playing out and now have to take a huge step back.
lol. i just do the gigging/writing thing for FUN. this is not FUN. fuck. gonna go wallow.
Deltz - shit man. i'm sorry. i had a weird thing where i was producing too much stomach acid. wasn't even an ulcer and it was HORRIFICALLY painful. i was lucky that mine was resolved over a few months of medication. stay up Big Pimpin.
Ben The Carl Chief - gots them monies. don't have your addy. if you pm'd me i'll grab it soon. shippings... ENSUE.
Absence - sorry to anybody that pm'd me or anything here. i've been just fucked last week. i've talked about how much i love the stuff we're doing with the Blood Party thing and how it's the most fun and exciting thing i've ever done musically. me and Paul are going to look for somebody else, so the core is still there, but conflicts have led to Syren deciding she wants out. i've been through it with bands before, just not one i cared about this much. kinda had me wrecked as hell. i liked her a lot personally as well as somebody to play music with, so it's been really fucking hard. lol. not like we had done anything big, but i'm bummed that something i thought was beautiful is either done or at least different.
me and Paul are going to be looking for a keyboardist that can sing shortly, we're debating canceling the three or four gigs we have booked now or trying to add some looped bass bits/go noiseier/go messier and do them instrumental. it was a situation where i think it would have gone bad with the 3 of us eventually, so sooner is better than later, but sucks that we just started playing out and now have to take a huge step back.
lol. i just do the gigging/writing thing for FUN. this is not FUN. fuck. gonna go wallow.
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Well, I guess I'm super addicted to green tea kitkats now.

Hey! Let's talk about serious thing. We're gonna talk about guitar, dude.
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Behn and ExKane, Thanks homies. I am not totally sure if it is an ulcer. The doc has me on some meds, hopefully diluting the stomach acids and this super restrictive diet clear it up. If not, off to a specialist I go...
Got them KitKats
I can't eat them
Going to give most to my lady and put the rest up until I can eat them.
Also Behnders, sorry bro, shit is rough. Bands are a motherfucker to keep together. I am preparing for that same eventuality, I would say that my band won't last beyond early next summer, or if it does, it will be 3 of us looking for a new singer. If we decide to call the band quits, I am rolling solo for a bit. Synthy bass stuff and my Maschine, FTW.
I say you guys you guys loop it out, make it Noisy, Make it FUN.
Got them KitKats
I can't eat them
Going to give most to my lady and put the rest up until I can eat them.
Also Behnders, sorry bro, shit is rough. Bands are a motherfucker to keep together. I am preparing for that same eventuality, I would say that my band won't last beyond early next summer, or if it does, it will be 3 of us looking for a new singer. If we decide to call the band quits, I am rolling solo for a bit. Synthy bass stuff and my Maschine, FTW.
I say you guys you guys loop it out, make it Noisy, Make it FUN.
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SERIOUSLY sorry to hear about Blood Party...some amazing sounds there!
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Deltzy - yah. at least until we find somebody that fits, i'm leaning towards at least TRYING that. i think we could get by with some basic busy tapped loops with me noodling synth or different effected bass parts over it. that sounds fun. for a bit tho. i like SONGS.
the most depressing thing about this is musically it was EXACTLY what i wanted. the three of us wrote together perfectly. dunno if it's the best product possible objectively, but i had nothing but fun from a music standpoint.
Sad Face.
Muddhaha - thanks meng. lol. luckily Borderlands 2 is Hawt Shit. i appreciate that, and while Syren is an amazing singer and did some really special stuff, the core of the melodic music was me and Paul, so i'm still really into finding another person and pursuing this. just.... bummed as fuck.
heh. BUM FUCK. i am a CHILD-OOOO! SHINY!!
the most depressing thing about this is musically it was EXACTLY what i wanted. the three of us wrote together perfectly. dunno if it's the best product possible objectively, but i had nothing but fun from a music standpoint.
Sad Face.
Muddhaha - thanks meng. lol. luckily Borderlands 2 is Hawt Shit. i appreciate that, and while Syren is an amazing singer and did some really special stuff, the core of the melodic music was me and Paul, so i'm still really into finding another person and pursuing this. just.... bummed as fuck.
heh. BUM FUCK. i am a CHILD-OOOO! SHINY!!
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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behndy wrote:Readgasm = Super Fucking Hawt. ridiculous.
Deltz - shit man. i'm sorry. i had a weird thing where i was producing too much stomach acid. wasn't even an ulcer and it was HORRIFICALLY painful. i was lucky that mine was resolved over a few months of medication. stay up Big Pimpin.
Ben The Carl Chief - gots them monies. don't have your addy. if you pm'd me i'll grab it soon. shippings... ENSUE.
Absence - sorry to anybody that pm'd me or anything here. i've been just fucked last week. i've talked about how much i love the stuff we're doing with the Blood Party thing and how it's the most fun and exciting thing i've ever done musically. me and Paul are going to look for somebody else, so the core is still there, but conflicts have led to Syren deciding she wants out. i've been through it with bands before, just not one i cared about this much. kinda had me wrecked as hell. i liked her a lot personally as well as somebody to play music with, so it's been really fucking hard. lol. not like we had done anything big, but i'm bummed that something i thought was beautiful is either done or at least different.
me and Paul are going to be looking for a keyboardist that can sing shortly, we're debating canceling the three or four gigs we have booked now or trying to add some looped bass bits/go noiseier/go messier and do them instrumental. it was a situation where i think it would have gone bad with the 3 of us eventually, so sooner is better than later, but sucks that we just started playing out and now have to take a huge step back.
lol. i just do the gigging/writing thing for FUN. this is not FUN. fuck. gonna go wallow.
Yup, I PM'd you my addy, thanks mang!
Sorry for the band dramaz, that always sucks. On the plus side, it could end up in an improvement. We replaced our guitarist this summer, and our band is sooooooo much tighter now.
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lol. yeah. i hope we find somebody great. Syren is an amazing singer, and exactly what i've always wanted. i'm sad it didn't work out.
nowwwwwww.... uploading the M9 Looper Control Setup in my DMC3 and see if i can fake it well enough to limp through some shows all noisy messy style.
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nowwwwwww.... uploading the M9 Looper Control Setup in my DMC3 and see if i can fake it well enough to limp through some shows all noisy messy style.
NOT ALL OF US CAN SHOVE MECHAS UP OUR SHIVA DAMNIT.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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behndy wrote:Deltzy - yah. at least until we find somebody that fits, i'm leaning towards at least TRYING that. i think we could get by with some basic busy tapped loops with me noodling synth or different effected bass parts over it. that sounds fun. for a bit tho. i like SONGS.
the most depressing thing about this is musically it was EXACTLY what i wanted. the three of us wrote together perfectly. dunno if it's the best product possible objectively, but i had nothing but fun from a music standpoint.
Sad Face.
Muddhaha - thanks meng. lol. luckily Borderlands 2 is Hawt Shit. i appreciate that, and while Syren is an amazing singer and did some really special stuff, the core of the melodic music was me and Paul, so i'm still really into finding another person and pursuing this. just.... bummed as fuck.
heh. BUM FUCK. i am a CHILD-OOOO! SHINY!!
Sucks, meng. But I'm glad that you recognize the importance of having a musical core. I've been playing with the same other dude for the past twelve years now, and we've had other bandmates come and go, and changed styles up from here and back to explore new notions of what we wanted to do. It's not like we haven't WANTED other people to stick around, but after having so many exit for one reason or another (and one very awkward meeting where we had to kick another guy out - that sucked), we've just come to accept that it's pretty much "our thing," and that's o.k. If you and Paul synch up, and can weather each others highs & lows, that's what'll matter in the long run.
I'm more like a mids-ist than a bassist.
"The main rule on ILF is don't be an asshole." - Tom Dalton
I can't wait to annoy the shit out of you with my mountain of mids. - bigchiefbc
https://thewirechimes.bandcamp.com/releases
http://crotchthrottle.bandcamp.com/
https://www.instagram.com/jrmyfuzz/
"The main rule on ILF is don't be an asshole." - Tom Dalton
I can't wait to annoy the shit out of you with my mountain of mids. - bigchiefbc
https://thewirechimes.bandcamp.com/releases
http://crotchthrottle.bandcamp.com/
https://www.instagram.com/jrmyfuzz/