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"I'd sure like to find HER great fairy fountain"
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popvulture wrote:
neonblack wrote:Yeah, but have you played that new Zelda? Holy shit.
I haven't gotten a Switch yet... been sorta holding off since I have a rad new girlfriend. I understand the risk :lol:
Is she playing with your hair, though.
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"Stab the bush with your warrior sword"
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what are some words that you have heard women call their fairy fountain.....I heard a Asian girl call it a tang tang which i thought was super cute. I prefer og slang like snatch tho...or squirrel.... :cool: .....tend to find once your comfy in a relationship or before if their real feisty the better names you give their pussy the tighter it will be between yall.
a girl I know got real excited when i was grinding on her ya know, all naked and shyit, and she said what are you doing!? and I replied "stirring the porridge" in which she erupted in giggles and bam! intensified copulation
a boob in hand is worth two in the bush, drop a dime yet find a nickel, a stone set in a ring is pie in the sky when life does fly, count them as you may.. red fish blue fish one fish two fish, nick knack patty wack give a dog a bone, better to not return home and find yourself alone....playing videogames, I rather run around thinking I was link than vicariously living threw him on screen.
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Invisible Man wrote:
popvulture wrote:
neonblack wrote:Yeah, but have you played that new Zelda? Holy shit.
I haven't gotten a Switch yet... been sorta holding off since I have a rad new girlfriend. I understand the risk :lol:
Is she playing with your hair, though.
There is hairplay. The Triforce can wait.
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popvulture wrote:Side note: let's just start a band called Boobs in Hyrule.
Hyrulean Grope.
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"Finding the Ganon-spot"
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TWO DAYS OFF + PLUS WEEKEND!!!
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I keep asking for the same Christmas gift: Santa roleplay.
Imagine the one-liners! And using one of those sleigh bell belt things as a paddle!
Here's hoping.
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Mrs Claus, elf, reindeer or krampus?
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Oh! Hmm....Krampus might be interesting.
Or Zwarte Piet.
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Achtane wrote:Or Zwarte Piet.
If you're gonna go full-on xmas roleplay, might as well go controversial...
neonblack wrote:They say tone is in the hooks
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coldbrightsunlight wrote:Yes I am a soppy pop person at heart I think with noises round the edge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JphJfwsUbT4
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For the boyz...
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
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Caption time. "Hey, I just came to party—why the third degree?"
neonblack wrote:They say tone is in the hooks
D.o.S. wrote:I'm pretty sure moderation leads to Mustang Sally.
coldbrightsunlight wrote:Yes I am a soppy pop person at heart I think with noises round the edge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JphJfwsUbT4
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