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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:33 pm
by morange
Walking into Guitar Center for me is almost as hard as walking into, say, Hollister. The air is so thick with pretension I can barely breathe, and I'm sweating through my shirt.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:52 pm
by ryan summit
fungalattack wrote:I was at guitar center and I overheard a sales dude say "this guitar will get you that ac/dc sound". I cringed and then lolled.


serial #?
pics?
clips?
a professional tone slinger
divulging trade secrets
revealing a mystery of the ages
what/where is the holy grail?
what kind of drugs were actually in jimi's headband?
which new epiphone sg cops that angus?
standard?special?400?JOOO- NEEE-ORRR?!?
do you think he tells just anyone who comes in there
that a certain guitar will make them sound like
their favorite guitar player?
JUST TO MAKE A SALE?
thats perpostorous
lets go back there and hogtie him
see what else he knows

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:16 am
by goosekevin
Saulo wrote:
jwar wrote:
Psyre wrote:
tomlane95 wrote:I have a horrible feeling my girlfriend is going to break up with me



Only one thing to do.... break up with her first.

this is true especially if you're over the relationship.



false alarm, she was just upset with me
im so not over the relationship at alllll, i loev her to death! almost 2 years

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:47 am
by Scruffie
I'm not sad but I can't stop crying lol, it's just getting annoying now.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:57 am
by Grrface
This fucking client. One, they all have heavy European accents speak quickly. Two, they have absolutely no idea what they actually want, but they're very defensive about their ignorance. How the fuck am I supposed to deal with this?!

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:05 am
by jfrey
check.jpg

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:31 am
by morange
That must have been painful to write.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:51 pm
by jfrey
morange wrote:That must have been painful to write.

Very. Almost all of my cushion is gone.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:54 pm
by Gozu
i've been signed off with stress and anxiety...

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:45 pm
by jfrey
My boss has been driving me crazy for the past week. If it wasn't for the fact that I have spent like $5000 recently between my new apartment, parking tickets, paying off debts, etc. I think I would have just quit outright today without bothering to line up a job to go to.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:58 pm
by fungalattack
This girl that I work with asked me to be in her shoegaze band. She plays guitar, I asked her what pedals she uses and she said she doesn't have any :facepalm:

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:38 pm
by skullservant
fungalattack wrote:This girl that I work with asked me to be in her shoegaze band. She plays guitar, I asked her what pedals she uses and she said she doesn't have any :facepalm:


AMP VERB

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:39 pm
by Chankgeez
fungalattack wrote:This girl that I work with asked me to be in her shoegaze band. She plays guitar, I asked her what pedals she uses and she said she doesn't have any :facepalm:


Get her to start posting here. We need more women on ILF.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:41 pm
by phantasmagorovich
TWCS

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:08 pm
by fungalattack
Needs MOAR verb and delay!!! Or gtfo. I'm going to get to the bottom of this. Maybe we can convert her to a fuzzy girl. She is chill with a good taste in tunes.