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hopefully photography at ryerson, or something at ocad.

intothegroove wrote:Awesome,what are you taking in school?

Mostly dicks.

Lately, I've beat off to the point my penis seems depressed and over-worked.

That usually only happens when I'm sad... which isn't the case right now.

Hmm...

You ever beat off so much that like....the skin gets raw and kindof breaks on the side right under your mushroom umbrella? That shit really hurts.

smile_man wrote:hopefully photography at ryerson, or something at ocad.

Ya ryerson is really good,a couple of my buddy's are there now

this page is your standard ILF gold

McSpunckle wrote:Lately, I've beat off to the point my penis seems depressed and over-worked.

That usually only happens when I'm sad... which isn't the case right now.

Hmm...

did sam put his chastity belt on?

I'm sitting at dinner with some friends and I'm waist deep in ILF.

Jero wrote:I lost my pinkie-toe nail in an startling stubbing incident this morn.

The fingernail on the middle finger of my right hand was ripped off when my older brother slammed a door on it when I was young. The doctor said it wouldn't grow back. But, it did.

This is because I am Jesus.

Also when I was really young, a dog attacked me and ripped most of my ear off. They sewed it back on.

tuffteef wrote:

McSpunckle wrote:Lately, I've beat off to the point my penis seems depressed and over-worked.

That usually only happens when I'm sad... which isn't the case right now.

Hmm...

did sam put his chastity belt on?

he left me for someone else. Or so he says. Fag.

foomanfat wrote:I'm sitting at dinner with some friends and I'm waist deep in ILF.

Hero.
...I do it on the regular
and I wonder why they don't like me

Companda wrote:

Jero wrote:I lost my pinkie-toe nail in an startling stubbing incident this morn.

The fingernail on the middle finger of my right hand was ripped off when my older brother slammed a door on it when I was young. The doctor said it wouldn't grow back. But, it did.

This is because I am Jesus.

Also when I was really young, a dog attacked me and ripped most of my ear off. They sewed it back on.

I had wondered why you're so weird looking, you're a frankenstein

Companda wrote:
Also when I was really young, a dog attacked me and ripped most of my ear off. They sewed it back on.

this is proof that you are jesus. they didn't sew it back on, it regenerated and they had to tell you that to keep your powers a secret from you until you were old enough to handle them.

unownunown wrote:it regenerated and they had to tell you that to keep your powers a secret from you until you were old enough to handle them.

WITCH! WIIIIIIIITCH! BURN HIM PRECIOUS!!!!!

I think you're confusing Jesus with salamanders.

Anything involving fingernails or toenails being broken, bent back or anything else makes me cringe. I even had difficulty writing that last sentence. Just thinking about it make me eeeuuuggghhh

snipelfritz wrote:I think you're confusing Jesus with salamanders.

Anything involving fingernails or toenails being broken, bent back or anything else makes me cringe. I even had difficulty writing that last sentence. Just thinking about it make me eeeuuuggghhh

hey, did you know that if you soften them up with hair conditioner, you can apparantly remove your fingernails with pliers and minimal pain?

i'm watching teen witch right now and i think i've loved every second of it. not every second, but like, i think there's a good 70:30 ratio of loved seconds to unloved seconds. oh man.