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Achtane wrote:Noooope

Aw shit man, gutted, that's a hell of a bill. Kinda makes me rethink what I said before because DAMN.

Yeah, it's still better knowing for sure that my nuts aren't gonna rot and kill me via infection or something. It just sucks that I didn't even get a sweet scar out of the deal.
The pain wasn't even horrible by the time I actually decided to go to the doctor; I was already past the period of feeling like I'm gonna throw up just from standing and all that. So it's not like they were dead, they just made me wish I was dead.
Didn't even get felt up by a cute girl, it was an old dude...
So like...had there actually been something wrong with, say, one of my balls and would it have been okay to just let it die...to save me $6.5k, sure, go for it. That's like three EGC guitars, doc. I only need one ball anyway and even then I'm not so sure.
That's three EGC guitars. That's a doubleneck and a shortscale. That's an all-aluminum band. I bet he would make an aluminum upright for that.
That's a monstrous modular synth. My balls are worth some Kraftwerk toans.

THAT'S TOTALLY 2.95454545 EGCS

LISTEN DOMVAN
I'LL SELL, NO, TRADE YOU ONE OF MY NUTS IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR EGC. I'LL EVEN LET YOU CHOOSE WHICH ONE.
THE RIGHT TENDS TO HANG LOWER BUT THE LEFT IS POSSIBLY MORE SUPPLE. YOU CAN DO SO MUCH WITH ONE OF THESE.

MINI-BOWLING
REPLACEMENT FOR A GLASS EYE, EYE-BALL
PUT IT ON THE END OF YR GEAR SHIFTER
STRESS BALL
FISHING WEIGHT
KNOB REPLACEMENT FOR PEDALS
STOCKING STUFFER
AND SO MUCH MORE.

Achtane, did you wear the beanie to the examination?

You could've pulled it down and Lucha'd it out of there.

"Fucking the flag with money--retirement." Peter Fonda.

D.o.S. wrote:Achtane, did you wear the beanie to the examination?

You could've pulled it down and Lucha'd it out of there.

Nah, this was pre-beanie
Dude, if I had that luchabeanie I would have brought my camcorder as well. You KNOW there's a group of people out there who can only get off to videos of Luchadores having their testicles examined. It'd be filmed all gonzo style, POV, Dutch angles, the whole nine yards.
Then I could hike up the price and pay this thing off, no problem.

WHY DOES MY ROOM SMELL LIKE BLEACH?!?

You were trying to cover up blood.

Too bad it won't work.

Fuzzy Picklez wrote:WHY DOES MY ROOM SMELL LIKE BLEACH?!?

its the burnt bleach smell thats worse

HUFF THOSE FUMES TAKE A TRIP

This is by no means as threatening as what Achtane posted, sorry to hear about that, dude. It makes me feel a lot better about the health insurance over here. Like, it's 350 Euro a month, but at least I will get my balls examined for that.

Anyway, what I came to post here:
My two work mates in the company are leaving. One end of February, the other end of may. Once that has happened i will be the only one in my age group, the next one being almost 10 yrs older. And more importantly, I will be the only one even remotely cool. Almost everybody here is grumpy old ladies that are just easing into retirement age, all frustrated because they never had any children and the menopause has hit them hard. It will be the most depressing place to work EVER. Literally everybody that is fun is leaving. I need to find something else.

Anyone has a use for a pedal addicted journalist? First language german? No? Thought so.

Maybe I should just be a cab driver.

Ugh, got another flat on my bike yesterday. So many douchebags breaking glass bottles on the road and sidewalk that It's impossible to avoid now. This city has the worst roads and sidewalks.
At least I didn't plan on riding much right now since it is so damn cold and windy. But the price of replacing these tires/tubes is adding up.

WOO GIBSON'S COMING OUT WITH A STUDIO 335!

>no f-holes
>only a dirty fingers in the bridge
>bad colours that make it look like it's from Epiphones, "goth," range.

GOD DAMNIT, YOU WERE SO CLOSE!

One of those moments where I want to say fuck it sell all my gear. Buh.

Achtane wrote:Whoooooaaaaaaaattttt
Hospital bill came in, $6500 to ultrasound my nuts and tell me it was nothing. Well, plus some Motrin.
NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOUR NUTS FEEL LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO IMPLODE AND THEN FALL OFF, DON'T GET THEM CHECKED OUT.
The 3D ballvision was really cool though.

Dude. Ugh. I'm so sorry