Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
You can't spell Necromancer without romance.
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^ sooo goood, I love(d) that show.
"To my lay mind, the lobster's behavior in the kettle appears to be the expression of a preference; and it may well be that an ability to form preferences is the decisive criterion for real suffering."
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Who has the blues?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN3oLwpEwus
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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she was talking about a warp core phone charger, then it got real.
too bad she lives in Canada.
I just saw this yesterday. It can charge two devices so if you ever have a low battery you can plug into my warp core. Wow...is that how geeks get it on? LOL!
ME:IL take my phase compensator just incase your plasma manifold needs smooth power distribution, you can lube my eps conduit any time.
single dad life yo.Oh babe...I love how you talk to me.
I'd keep it going but I'm already overheating. LOL

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I'm supposed to be going on my first internet date next week haha
I think the whole internet people shopping thing is kinda weird

"To my lay mind, the lobster's behavior in the kettle appears to be the expression of a preference; and it may well be that an ability to form preferences is the decisive criterion for real suffering."
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But is it any weirder than IRL people shopping?imJonWain wrote:I think the whole internet people shopping thing is kinda weird
Since I always forget:
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I want all the details. These things can go all sorts if ways (not from experience as I am an anachronism).
Allegedly my brother went on a tinder date and the young lady he was with proceeded to get very inebriated and defecate in the drunk of his car.
Allegedly my brother went on a tinder date and the young lady he was with proceeded to get very inebriated and defecate in the drunk of his car.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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Wow.$harkToootth wrote:Allegedly my brother went on a tinder date and the young lady he was with proceeded to get very inebriated and defecate in the drunk of his car.
Things were so wild even the car was drunk?
Since I always forget:
SPOILER : show
Inconuucl wrote:You can't kill Strymon, it'll just resurrect 3 days later.
BitchPudding wrote:Despite all my rage, I am still just eating tacos in a cage.
Inconuucl wrote:Welcome to ilf, we have three jokes and twelve posters. <3
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Whoops. "Trunk" not "Drunk". Mobile is the worst.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
Are dates that go that wrong a common occurrence for the boys of soy?
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My brother is not a Soy Boy so 'No'.
My dates have more often than not lead to inadvertent and unsolicited (and quite frankly unwanted, on my end) banging.
My dates have more often than not lead to inadvertent and unsolicited (and quite frankly unwanted, on my end) banging.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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This took an even darker turn than expected.
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