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Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:37 am
by repoman
what is the tumor on the side of the neck pocket on the blob snake guitar
wtf
Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:38 am
by Seance
repoman wrote:what is the tumor on the side of the neck pocket on the blob snake guitar
wtf
It is lined with sharkskin and acts as a nail file so that you can file your nails mid-solo

Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:53 am
by Kacey Y
adamajah wrote:Reverb makes this too easy...
"This guitar is unique and will satisfy the most discriminating of guitar players.
The Retro Rattler#1 is the result of hundreds of hours huffing glue in an unventilated basement. "

Fixed that.
Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:39 am
by Pepe
Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:58 am
by Mudfuzz
I looks like the perfect ilf guitar...
It's offset
It's bold on
It has gold foils
It looks like a 4 year old drew it...

Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:40 pm
by hbombgraphics
Mudfuzz wrote:I looks like the perfect ilf guitar...
It's offset
It's bold on
It has gold foils
It looks like a 4 year old drew it...

That's not an ILF Budget though
http://texasrattlercbgstore.com/retro_rattler__1/
the policy is have 3k in pedals and a 200$ guitar
Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:53 pm
by Chankgeez
You guys, apparently, haven't seen sylnau's new guitar:

Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:59 pm
by hbombgraphics
Oh wow, that's like the Dave Coulier of Guitars.
Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:24 pm
by friendship
the shape sucks but I kinda like that finish.
Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:27 pm
by UglyCasanova
friendship wrote:the shape sucks but I kinda like that finish.
Ditto.
Not for me, but definitely cool.
Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:27 pm
by coupleonapkins
Chankgeez wrote:You guys, apparently, haven't seen sylnau's new guitar:

Aluminum semi-hollow wtf?
I tried reverse image searching the pic, but only came up with "Infant" as a result

Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:05 pm
by Paul_C
Chankgeez wrote:You guys, apparently, haven't seen sylnau's new guitar:

I wouldn't buy one, but I don't dislike it.
Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:05 pm
by Kacey Y
If I was sharing sleeping quarters with 10 people and I found a note under my pillow letting me know that one person in the room owned that guitar, I wouldn't go to sleep.
Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:12 pm
by adamajah
It's the Cosby sweater of guitars
I kinda like it bc it's weird and doesn't seem to give a fuck haha
Re: UGLIEST GEAR
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:33 pm
by sylnau

Not mine.